Emo kids

[slackerinabox]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-none, let them cry in the dark

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-3, 1 to screw it in, and 2 to write a poem about it.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a dead baby?
- the baby doesn't cry

 

[xanis]

Ehh.... the first two were mediocre, the third wasn't good at all.

 

[Zolty]

making fun of emo kids is sooooooooo 3 years ago.

 

[krunchykrome]

Coincidentily, this is an appropriate thread coming from you.

 

[Alone]

Lame.

 

[Ktulu]

lol, heard those on KROQ this morning.

 

[apac]

Thread Hi-jack!

What's the difference between an emo kid and freedomsbeat212?
- _________________________________________

Fill in the blank.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: apac
Thread Hi-jack!

What's the difference between an emo kid and freedomsbeat212?
- _________________________________________

Fill in the blank.

emo kids make funny jokes sometimes?

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: apac
Thread Hi-jack!

What's the difference between an emo kid and freedomsbeat212?
- __emo kids know to keep their stupid stories and jokes on myspace_____

Fill in the blank.

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: apac
Thread Hi-jack!

What's the difference between an emo kid and freedomsbeat212?
- _________________________________________

Fill in the blank.

emo kids make funny jokes sometimes?

emo kids get laid every once in a while

 

[mwtgg]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest douchebag of them all?

 

[Kwaipie]

Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

Ever see the movie "Little miss sunshine"? The weird quiet brother is an emo.

Another example; Ever see the movie "Wedding Crashers"? The weird brother who likes to paint is an emo.

Get it?

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

Emo has changed from that definition to bands like Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance. It has more to do with image than musical genre.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212


What's the difference between freedomsbeat212 and a dead baby?
- the baby doesn't cry

There. Now the joke is funny.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

isnt dashboard confessional the de facto emo band?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

Picture a kid in tight jeans, Converse shoes, tight vintage or band shirt, possibly wearing a sweater, dark hair that is brushed to the side so it covers half their face, may or may not have black rimmed glasses, and tends to always look sad or take pictures of themself from high up at ridiculous angles for MySpace.

 

[imported_Snagle]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

Ever see the movie "Little miss sunshine"? The weird quiet brother is an emo.

Another example; Ever see the movie "Wedding Crashers"? The weird brother who likes to paint is an emo.

Get it?

uh....no

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Snagle

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

Ever see the movie "Little miss sunshine"? The weird quiet brother is an emo.

Another example; Ever see the movie "Wedding Crashers"? The weird brother who likes to paint is an emo.

Get it?

uh....no

lol, did that hit a nerve or something?

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: G Wizard

Originally posted by: Kwaipie
Okay, that's it. What is an emo kid? Wikipedia tells me emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Is there any mainstream "emo" band? It looks very niche to me.

isnt dashboard confessional the de facto emo band?

Yeah I thought so too but they don't have the "emo" image that My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte have.

 

[toolboxolio]

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
-- cut the rope.

How do you keep an emo kid busy for hours?
-- lock him in the basement with a few razor blades.

How do you scare the crap out of an emo kids?
-- compliment them.

 

[fire400]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Ehh.... the first two were mediocre, the third wasn't good at all.

Lol, I laughed at the first one. the second was ... dumb, but could still work, lol, the last one wasn't funny at all.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: apac
Thread Hi-jack!

What's the difference between an emo kid and freedomsbeat212?
- _Emo kids want to kill themselves. Freedomsbeat212 really should._

Fill in the blank.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
isnt dashboard confessional the de facto emo band?

Somebody once told me 'Screaming Infidelities' by that band best encapsulated the true essence of 'emo' music.

Listening to an acoustic ballad by a kid wailing on and on about how much it bugs him to think about his ex-gf making out with some other guy; so much that he wishes he was somewhere with someone making out himself (presumably to get back at her)....it really annoyed the living hell out of me. :|

The song's musical arrangement suggests it is an emotionally-charged ballad about love-lost...but the lyrics really left me with this gigantic WTF balloon pop-up over my head. I could picture some 15-year-old kid thinking this was the greatest, most touching love song ever written and the thought of that made me want to kill kittens.

 

[effowe]

Follow these simple rules and you too can be emo.