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TheLonelyPhoenix

Diamond Member
Feb 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.
 

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in India for $30/hr.

Fixed.

 

eLiu

Diamond Member
Jun 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

LOL AHHAHAHAAHAHA 11/10!!
 

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

Lemme guess, you're a jaded former-IT/CS worker who got dumped at the dotcom bust and can't carry a steady job because you're missing either:
1) The skillz that companies want in new hires
or
2) The balls to go FIND a company that wants new hires
or
3) Any work ethic at all.
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

Diamond Member
Feb 15, 2004
5,594
1
0
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

Lemme guess, you're a jaded former-IT/CS worker who got dumped at the dotcom bust and can't carry a steady job because you're missing either:
1) The skillz that companies want in new hires
or
2) The balls to go FIND a company that wants new hires
or
3) Any work ethic at all.

No, I'm an EE/CS double major.
 

Omegachi

Diamond Member
Mar 27, 2001
3,922
0
76
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets

fixed
 

newParadigm

Diamond Member
Jul 30, 2003
3,667
1
0
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in India for $30/week.

Fixed.

 

ruffilb

Diamond Member
Feb 6, 2005
5,096
1
0
Originally posted by: newParadigm
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China for $.30/week.

Fixed.

Fixed.
 
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