English is a stupid language...

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b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: djheater
No other language has homonyms?

Speaking every one of the thousands of language on the planet, I feel I am qualified to say that English is the only one
 

tk149

Diamond Member
Apr 3, 2002
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Originally posted by: jbkane26
"Why can't everyone just learn English?" Because its hard.

1. We must polish the Polish furniture.
2. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
3. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
4. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
5. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
6. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
7. I did not object to the object.
8. The bandage was wound around the wound.
9. The farm was used to produce produce.
10. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I passed this on to my English-as-a-second-language friends. :evil:
 

aolj

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Feb 20, 2000
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Anyone else did the F language when y'all were younger?

Do Foo You Fou know fow what fat I fy am fam talk falk ing fing a fa bout fout?

:roll:
 

ElFenix

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Mar 20, 2000
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: CrimsonWolf
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Just wait til you learn Smurf. I smurfed her in her smurfy little smurf.
Smurf yeah!

Watch your smurfing language, you smurfing smurfs!

papa smurf can i lick your ass?
 
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