English is a stupid language...

jbkane26

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"Why can't everyone just learn English?" Because its hard.

1. We must polish the Polish furniture.
2. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
3. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
4. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
5. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
6. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
7. I did not object to the object.
8. The bandage was wound around the wound.
9. The farm was used to produce produce.
10. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
 

Scarpozzi

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Ohh boy...another top 20 list from the wonderful world of pass this on to everyone you know.
 

Otaking

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
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..I'm kidding btw..
 

ElFenix

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americans have an ugly habit of making nouns out of verbs.
 

Ikonomi

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Here's a good link with this kind of thing: http://www.cs.bris.ac.uk/~henkm/english/rhyme.html

My girlfriend's first language is not English, and she still has trouble with the pronunciation. With the Spanish example, the preterite past tense of ir and ser is one of the more confusing things, but I think context usually makes the meaning clear. At least the pronunciation is mostly consistent.
 

vood0g

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Originally posted by: jbkane26
how is that spam, it just shows the problems of the english language

the only problem are the dvmbfvcks that are too lazy to learn basic grammar in grade school.
 
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