Enlarge your Gentleman's vegetables

[TehMac]

I read on twitter that apparently certain vegetables can enlarge your penis.

It didnt list specific ones. Ideas, anyone?

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Seriously? Why does anyone even consider that a valid supposition? You cannot increase the size of your junk permanently without surgery or an excessive blend of puberty hormones.

 

[YoungGun21]

Eat lots and lots of carrots! I mean lots. Like excessive amounts.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Eat lots and lots of carrots! I mean lots. Like excessive amounts.

Yay vitamin A poisoning.

 

[surfsatwerk]

But she told me it was a "good size"?

 

[Alone]

The stupidity of some people baffle me.

Vegetables enlarging a muscle? Better stock up before they get added to the illegal substance list!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

The stupidity of some people baffle me.

Vegetables enlarging a muscle? Better stock up before they get added to the illegal substance list!

Well, it's a lot more than a muscle. If it was JUST a muscle, you could increase the size (likely just girth) with some form of resistance or isometric contraction (probably would have to use electrodes). It contains erectile tissue, which doesn't really proliferate after you're done with puberty.

 

[darkdiablo]

Seriously? Why does anyone even consider that a valid supposition? You cannot increase the size of your junk permanently without surgery or an excessive blend of puberty hormones.

Actually you can through some penile exercises..

 

[Shadow Conception]

penis pushups?

 

[Bateluer]

Reply to the Twitter post?

 

[YoungGun21]

Yay vitamin A poisoning.

He asked for ideas. I gave him one.

If carrots don't work, then broccoli certainly will. Eat loads of broccoli! Like a truckload...per day!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

He asked for ideas. I gave him one.

If carrots don't work, then broccoli certainly will. Eat loads of broccoli! Like a truckload...per day!

Yay, increased risk of blood clots from vitamin K toxicity You see, there is just no way to win here, lol.

 

[XZeroII]

Eat tons of Spinach. It worked for Popeye.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Actually you can through some penile exercises..

Like I said - that will only affect girth. And to be perfectly honest, not by much.

 

[TehMac]

this conversation is fascinating.

 

[VulgarDisplay]

Everyone knows that the best way to make your vegetables grow is MIRACLE GROW. How do you excercise vegetables anyways?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Are we still talking about dicks?

 

[TehMac]

Reply to the Twitter post?

It was one of those random "sexology" posters.