Lick my sac
Edit for the lazy:
"Some of us do it as a quasi-joke insinuating something about manhood, i.e.:
Now with a massive pole (wang)
However, and pay attention because this part has eluded you and many others, you don't need to go into every thread and say, "OMGWTFIHAVENOBALLS, you misspelled poll idiot!!!!" Thanks asshat, I know, I did it on purpose. It was a simple attempt at a joke, and whether it's funny or otherwise, your sense of humor is lacking. As you can probably make a logical conclusion, this means your personality is also lacking. But thanks for your psa, I hope you enjoyed mine"