Even news anchors lose it over the mind numbing idiocy of Ryan Lochte

[Red Squirrel]

I think he holds the official US Olympic swim team record for holding his breath.

And that's probably part of the issue right there LOL. Pretty sure purposely stopping oxygen from getting to your brain for a long time causes some damage.

Did they actually burst out laughing like that on live TV though? I think it's hilarious, and we need more "unprofesssional" stuff like that to make this world a funner place, but I'm just surprised if that actually did air.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Those 2 do Good Day Philadelphia, I don't watch normally but they can be funny and have good chemistry when I do tune in.

 

[fustercluck]

Ryan Lochte on SNL Weekend update! - Required viewing for this thread.

Also he played a funny role as a "sex idiot" on 30 rock.

 

[NFS4]

Ryan Lochte on SNL Weekend update! - Required viewing for this thread.

Awesome!

 

[n7]

LOL awesome.

They just lose it.

And she just cannot stop laughing, haha.

 

[skyking]

His brain doesn't need oxygen.

his brain stores oxygen for the rest of the organs.

 

[lyssword]

Weird, both of his answers made sense to me.

 

[Hacp]

Ryan Lochte is quite smart actually. Do you really think he is this dumb in real life? Its called playing dumb. You do that, get your name out there, and get famous. Look what it's gotten him? His own TV show. Does Phelps have his own TV show?

 

[TallBill]

Ryan Lochte is quite smart actually. Do you really think he is this dumb in real life? Its called playing dumb. You do that, get your name out there, and get famous. Look what it's gotten him? His own TV show. Does Phelps have his own TV show?

Its called he was stoned.

 

[Hacp]

Its called he was stoned.

No, he wasn't stoned. If he were stoned, he would be cracking up laughing.

 

[KaOTiK]

Lochte always came off as a douche when I saw him during the Olympics.

 

[NFS4]

Ryan Lochte is quite smart actually. Do you really think he is this dumb in real life? Its called playing dumb. You do that, get your name out there, and get famous. Look what it's gotten him? His own TV show. Does Phelps have his own TV show?

He's already famous. He doesn't NEED to act dumb, he just is.

 

[Hacp]

He's already famous. He doesn't NEED to act dumb, he just is.

Look at some of the olympic gold medalists. They haven't really managed to cash in as much as lochte has. I'd say Shawn Johnson was really good at it, but phelps sucked at it, and luikien didn't do anything.

 

[DesiPower]

That IS a good one

 

[KaOTiK]

Look at some of the olympic gold medalists. They haven't really managed to cash in as much as lochte has. I'd say Shawn Johnson was really good at it, but phelps sucked at it, and luikien didn't do anything.

Considering we don't know and even though I doubt it myself, maybe some of them didn't want to whore themselves either and instead wanted to concentrate their time on other things.

Lochte is acting like a two bit prostitute to anyone willing to give me a glance.

 

[NFS4]

Look at some of the olympic gold medalists. They haven't really managed to cash in as much as lochte has. I'd say Shawn Johnson was really good at it, but phelps sucked at it, and luikien didn't do anything.

Doesn't Phelps do shaving and Subway commercials? I'm sure he has millions in endorsements.

And I'm sure that Phelps doesn't want to be seen on some stupid ass reality show where they follow your ass around 24-7. I'm sorry, reality shows are just pathetic bottom feeder garbage.

 

[IAteYourMother]

No, he wasn't stoned. If he were stoned, he would be cracking up laughing.

Not if you smoke all the time.

 

[NFS4]

Wow, it must run in the family. The sister is dumb as f**k:

http://youtu.be/4NXv3gMVeEc

 

[KaOTiK]

Wow, it must run in the family. The sister is dumb as f**k:

http://youtu.be/4NXv3gMVeEc

Yeah, it isn't even racism, it is just plain old stupidity wow.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow, it must run in the family. The sister is dumb as f**k:

http://youtu.be/4NXv3gMVeEc

That was hilarious!

 

[SP33Demon]

Those newscasters were just as dumb as him. You should modify the title of the thread to reflect their stupidity as well.

 

[KlokWyze]

internerds hating on people more successful than them. shocking.

 

[Xecuter]

hahahahaha hilarious

 

[GagHalfrunt]

internerds hating on people with better dope than them. shocking.

FTFY

 

[wirednuts]

Wow, it must run in the family. The sister is dumb as f**k:

http://youtu.be/4NXv3gMVeEc

wow... I mean... you cant make that stuff up. hilarious, but my god I would never want that chick to have my number