- Feb 1, 2008
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Those forum "viewing" numbers......
P & N.
74? Only 74?
And Off Topic 773?
Feels like going into the same bar, night after night, expecting something new and refreshing, but seeing the same old faces again and again.
Like anyone at the bar really cares about an opinion.
For example...
You have the same old lady at stool # one, half drunk drooling into her drink.
The same guy at stool # two, muttering to himself about property taxes and Obamacare, then drooling into his drink.
Then that same "kind of cute" lady on the end stool, but if you look closely she's wearing
different shoes on each foot. She carries a knife just barely visible inside her opened purse, and she keeps repeating that you look just like her x boyfriend. The x with the restraining order against her she adds, "that SOB!".
And then the two same guys at the table. Cutting up everyone that comes in the door with insults and private little jokes, whispered between each other, followed by uncontrolled giggling laughter.
Awww those P & N "viewing" numbers vs the off topic numbers.
And like a schmuck I always head straight to the P & N entrance.
Yeah... I guess Im just schmuck....
Pretty embarrassing.
"Oh bartender...."