ever got crush by a girl?

NiceCold

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ever got crush by a girl?

back when i was 17... this girl was 13 but she look older for her age. her cousin house is near my house. every after school she wait at her cousin house till her family pick her up. but every after school she come by my house and ask to use phone..... and streak every day. use phone and go. i think she pretend to use phone just to see me and i was minding my own bussiness playing ps2.... everytime she ask to use phone i always sit in front of tv playing ps2 and always say the same... yeah go ahead. she even got my phone number and calls me... i pick up and she ask if her family is there. i say no. she called pretty often.... i know shes pretending to get to me..... feels kindda flatter but akward at the same time.

one day she come and look at me and say "eww" after she finish using the phone i was like ???? no care play game. after 5 min.... i went to pee and i saw a big green booger stuck in my nose.... ewwww ahahhahahha thats why she says eww. i got running nose in the morning.... guess it dry out and turns to booger in afternoon.

after that day..... i dont see she come by! lol!!!!! funny story. i kindda flatter that shes attracted to me but kindda relief that she got turned off by my booger.... but i dont know. kindda yukk myself... but then well atleast a young girl stop being crazy about me.

shes all grown up and now and had few kids. see her like once a while and have small talk each time. glad she finds someone. cause im no good for her. but wow she look pretty attractive now that shes a women.



and she even got my aim sn and pm me.... i was suprised! how she got it? turns out her cousin told her.
 
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schneiderguy

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Well this one time I was really drunk. And unfortunately the alcohol made this whale turn into a 10/10. So I was going at it for a while (I was on top) and then she tells me she wants to be on top. So I say OK and she gets on top of me and I couldn't breathe and I almost passed out.

I think that counts as being crushed :hmm:
 

misle

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Holy fuck. Is this what our public education system turns out? It's time for a complete overhaul.
 

gaidensensei

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That's why you avoid fatties. She would have crushed your life. You see, you would have married her and as a result created byproducts of these vile creatures. Human waste. Your offspring would create a disservice for many of us. You should be indebted to your booger right now for saving you from such pathetic foolishness.
 

schneiderguy

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That's why you avoid fatties. She would have crushed your life. You see, you would have married her and as a result created byproducts of these vile creatures. Human waste. Your offspring would create a disservice for many of us. You should be indebted to your booger right now for saving you from such pathetic foolishness.

Damn you, I thought our Lord and Savior had returned for a second :|
 

mcurphy

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I read the first post with a bad Chinese accent. It seemed to fit. Is the OP Asian?
 
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