ever got crush by a girl?

[BabaBooey]

Damn,thought this was a fat chick thread....:sneaky:

 

[PottedMeat]

Holy fuck. Is this what our public education system turns out? It's time for a complete overhaul.

It's what happens when you skip school and are educated in chat rooms.

 

[PrayForDeath]

...the fuck?

this

 

[HardcoreRobot]

snoo snoo?

 

[cirrrocco]

7/10.. decent rant?

 

[Imp]

Couldn't understand OP... Too lazy to process incoherent writing.

 

[GotIssues]

Couldn't understand OP... Too lazy to process incoherent writing.

Translated Cliffs:

13 year old obsessed over him. He got a booger. Shes now married to someone else and has a bunch of kids.

 

[Lummex]

hahahahaha. shens.

 

[EliteRetard]

Hey, thats me at the BBQ. Lulz small world.

 

[edro]

You are the chatroom guy, right?

 

[SunnyD]

I could swear this was a short story written by a 2nd grader.

 

[moshquerade]

ever got crush by a girl?

back when i was 17... this girl was 13 but she look older for her age. her cousin house is near my house. every after school she wait at her cousin house till her family pick her up. but every after school she come by my house and ask to use phone..... and streak every day. use phone and go. i think she pretend to use phone just to see me and i was minding my own bussiness playing ps2.... everytime she ask to use phone i always sit in front of tv playing ps2 and always say the same... yeah go ahead. she even got my phone number and calls me... i pick up and she ask if her family is there. i say no. she called pretty often.... i know shes pretending to get to me..... feels kindda flatter but akward at the same time.

one day she come and look at me and say "eww" after she finish using the phone i was like ???? no care play game. after 5 min.... i went to pee and i saw a big green booger stuck in my nose.... ewwww ahahhahahha thats why she says eww. i got running nose in the morning.... guess it dry out and turns to booger in afternoon.

after that day..... i dont see she come by! lol!!!!! funny story. i kindda flatter that shes attracted to me but kindda relief that she got turned off by my booger.... but i dont know. kindda yukk myself... but then well atleast a young girl stop being crazy about me.

shes all grown up and now and had few kids. see her like once a while and have small talk each time. glad she finds someone. cause im no good for her. but wow she look pretty attractive now that shes a women.



and she even got my aim sn and pm me.... i was suprised! how she got it? turns out her cousin told her.

you didn't need to tell us that. any of it.

 

[TallBill]

I made out with a not so hot chick last week. I didn't want to, but she was stronger than me.

 

[eits]

You go pose in Rove an Rerationship..

HAHA! nice.

 

[Dirigible]

snip...

Is OP cold with solution?

 

[ch33kym0use]

not really, I avoided the excessively fat ones

 

[olds]

English motherf**ker.

This

 

[yh125d]

I had the same thing, I was 17, she was 13. She was way older seeming though

 

[feralkid]

Crush by fat girl is how babby formed.


Everyone knows this.

 

[alkemyst]

OP you still 18? I hope so anyway....

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

This is so weird. Reminds me of the effects of some mind altering substances. Mixed in with creepy and 4chan.

 

[Kadarin]

So basically the OP is saying that at the age of 17 he had no game whatsoever?

 

[911paramedic]

...the fuck?

LMAO, I was reading it and thought I was having a stroke. I had to scroll down to see if anybody else was having troubles with it too.

 

[PrayForDeath]

OP you still 18? I hope so anyway....

If the then-13-year-old is now married with kids, then the OP must be 30 or something. Which is really depressing considering his 12-year old level writing skills.

 

[GTSRguy]