ever got crush by a girl?

[bhanson]

...the fuck?

LMAO, I was reading it and thought I was having a stroke. I had to scroll down to see if anybody else was having troubles with it too.

My thoughts echoed Alone's as I was reading the post but when I got to yours I broke into uncontrollable laughter. A loud, audible laugh at 2AM with paper-thin walls. D:

 

[AbAbber2k]

I can't decide whether I prefer thinking the OP is really that bad at English, or if he is the most amazing troll ever.

On one hand, it's hilarious to read that and assume that the words which flowed through the OP's mind were transcribed for us VERBATIM.

On the other hand, I would have to SERIOUSLY commend the amount of effort it would take to compose such a post. It word hurt my brain to try and duplicate such a feat. This is like method acting as a Full Retard.

 

[GTSRguy]

"ever got crush by a girl"

Yea she was a 300+ pound mofo and she sat on me

 

[Red Squirrel]

I never got crushed by a girl but I once almost crushed other people with one. When I was a kid my aunt who is like 600lbs wanted to buy me ice cream. Little did I know, that meant I had to push her in her wheelchair all the way there. First we had to go to the grocery store as she needed stuff, then we were going to stop for an ice cream.

Now while entering the grocery store property it started to go downhill. I was struggling not to lose my grip on the wheelchair. My worse fear was that the rubber would just slide right out of the handle, which is just tube metal. So I was squeezing it extra hard to ensure this does not happen. While going down it also occured to me that there were speed bumps. If I had lost her, she would have rolled down there and pretty much plowed anyone in her path, crushing them to death then hit the speed bump with incredible force sending her flying up which would lead to a disastrous landing. Thankfully I made it down safely.

I honestly don't remember how I even pushed her back up after. I don't recall that part.

 

[Kadarin]

I never got crushed by a girl but I once almost crushed other people with one. When I was a kid my aunt who is like 600lbs wanted to buy me ice cream. Little did I know, that meant I had to push her in her wheelchair all the way there. First we had to go to the grocery store as she needed stuff, then we were going to stop for an ice cream.

Now while entering the grocery store property it started to go downhill. I was struggling not to lose my grip on the wheelchair. My worse fear was that the rubber would just slide right out of the handle, which is just tube metal. So I was squeezing it extra hard to ensure this does not happen. While going down it also occured to me that there were speed bumps. If I had lost her, she would have rolled down there and pretty much plowed anyone in her path, crushing them to death then hit the speed bump with incredible force sending her flying up which would lead to a disastrous landing. Thankfully I made it down safely.

I honestly don't remember how I even pushed her back up after. I don't recall that part.

OMG I'm dying laughing at this post. :biggrin:

 

[BladeVenom]

So this isn't a Japanese ball crushing fetish thread?

 

[Wyndru]

I've broken up with every girl I've been with, I've never been dumped or been crushed, or even emotionally distraught. I've been with my wife for 15 years, so I think I've finally decided on one.