Originally posted by: Fritzo
When I was 7, my cousin and I would take all the songs in Hymnal in church and add "in the bed" at the end of the title.
Our favorite was one called "The Love of my Sheep"...in the bed.
Speaking of Catholic drinking songs, one of the hymns we sang at my Uncle's wedding contained the lyric ?Blessed are those that come in the name of the Lord.? I did not realize that was all it took to be blessed. The first thing I did when I got home was grab a Sharpie and write
JESUS on my trashcan in big, bold letters. Now I?m coming in the name of the Lord five or six times a day. I?m jerking for Jesus! Well, I don't look at it that way... It's a much more spiritual experience. I like to think of each one as a little blessing in the palm of my hand. Hey, I?m earning my ticket to Heaven, what are you doing? Being a good person? Pshaw, just get yourself a Sharpie and a trashcan and you can be as blessed as Mother Teresa.
As for the OP, I apprently drive an Anal Century. I don't know when that would be exactly, but I'm glad I wasn't alive for it.