Ever really ponder and start to question your faith?

[Red Squirrel]

Because right now I am, because of the fact that this exists:

 

[dank69]

How many New Zealanders did God kill to make that atrocity?

 

[IronWing]

Petri Pizza! Mmmm.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd be pissed if I asked someone to order a pizza, and that's what came to the door. I don't think you can even call it murder given the circumstances.

 

[BoomerD]

I'd be pissed if I asked someone to order a pizza, and that's what came to the door. I don't think you can even call it murder given the circumstances.

I'm sure no jury in the USA would convict...fckng Chinese gooseberries are barely edible.

 

[WelshBloke]

I dont know if it's my phone or if the photo was taken with a potato but its a bit blurry so I cant really make it out but is that a fucking kiwi fruit and anchovy pizza!?

 

[brianmanahan]

the temptation is strong

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I dont know if it's my phone or if the photo was taken with a potato but its a bit blurry so I cant really make it out but is that a fucking kiwi fruit and anchovy pizza!?

While it's certainly kiwi it's not completely clear what the squiggly things are. Anchovy would be a reasonable guess, but anyone that would use kiwi might pair it with something even more disgusting. That could be rat intestines or a tapeworm recovered from an alien autopsy.

I wonder, is that a real pizza or some sort of passive-aggressive protest against ham and pineapple? My guess would be the latter, no sane human being could possibly order that with the intention of eating it.

 

[WelshBloke]

What pizza place even has an option for kiwi?

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

What pizza place even has an option for kiwi?

Apparently, a pizza place in Denmark. Sweden has banana pizza, so, I think it's clear that Scandinavia has lost its collective mind and should be abolished entirely before this shit spreads to the civilized world.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Apparently, a pizza place in Denmark. Sweden has banana pizza, so, I think it's clear that Scandinavia has lost its collective mind and should be abolished entirely before this shit spreads to the civilized world.

I wonder what the International Pizza Federation has to say about this stuff. Do they have power to abolish countries for too many violations of Pizza code?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Every time I see that picture I think some sort of large bacterial infection now on a scale that the naked eye can see it and has moved into the pizza oven, then fallen off onto the cheese pizza. Xonopizza.

 

[sdifox]

why did you get a moldy pizza?

 

[Red Squirrel]

it totally does look like mold. Cannot unsee.

(BTW I found this on Twitter, I would not order such an abomination, it's missing pineapple!)

 

[JEDIYoda]

The only other ingredients for a solid pizza are Jack Fruit and Anchovies!!! UUUmmm

 

[whm1974]

I sure this pizza topping is common in New Zealand. After all county has multiple toppings in nearly all regions there.

 

[whm1974]

The only other ingredients for a solid pizza are Jack Fruit and Anchovies!!! UUUmmm

Correct me if I wrong - but isn't that the plant as breadfruit?

 

[sdifox]

I'm sure no jury in the USA would convict...fckng Chinese gooseberries are barely edible.

just read the wiki. it was hilarious, I have seen the Chinese name for it, but never knew it refers to kiwi, always thought it was some sort of peach.

 

[eng2d2]

Pizza in italy taste so different. Nothing like the delicious poop pizza we have here.

 

[ShookKnight]

Even if there wasn't any kiwi on that, it would still be a shitty pizza.

 

[clamum]

Because right now I am, because of the fact that this exists:

That needs to be killed with fire and is an affront to the majestic king of fruit that is kiwi.

As I saw in a tweet yesterday, the only fruit that should belong on pizza is tomatoes.

 

[nakedfrog]

That needs to be killed with fire and is an affront to the majestic king of fruit that is kiwi.

As I saw in a tweet yesterday, the only fruit that should belong on pizza is tomatoes.

My kid works at a neapolitan pizza place, one of theirs has apples on it. She likes it. You can tell I'm a loving parent because I haven't disowned her yet.

 

[Kaido]

My kid works at a neapolitan pizza place, one of theirs has apples on it. She likes it. You can tell I'm a loving parent because I haven't disowned her yet.

Nah, you can do some crazy-sounding combinations that are actually fantastic. Fig, goat cheese, and onion pizza is one of the best things I've ever tasted, no joke. It has that same combination of elements that PB&J has...smashed grapes & pureed nuts should not go well together, but they do!

 

[Kaido]

As a Hawaiian lover, my knee-jerk reaction is BARF.

I can't decide if I'm curious enough to try it or just want to /r/eyebleach that from my memory...

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

My kid works at a neapolitan pizza place, one of theirs has apples on it. She likes it. You can tell I'm a loving parent because I haven't disowned her yet.

"Yet" is the important word there. If you raised an apple-pizza lover you know it's coming. There might be some parent/child bond remaining, but you'll never respect her lifestyle.