Believe me Fail, I think by this point, pretty much Everyone is laughing at you - the only scarring is from how hard they're laughing at your delusions. You've gone from Billy Bob laughing at your stupidity, to now Everyone. I'm sure there's some die hard Lefties reading who feel you're doing your best to 'win one for the Gipper', but basically, for those that haven't got you on Ignore, you're at entertainment level.
Which isn't bad. I myself come here to be entertained, and accounts like yours deliver that (and I must say, yours delivers it better than most!). I just - almost - feel bad that you Believe you're accomplishing something other than, well, (agent)Failure. I hope there'll be Lefties here that can maybe pick up the pieces when you realize how horribly wrong you've been, and are, comes crashing down...a mental Lefty Welfare of sorts...