Hilary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House-------she has waited SO long?
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hilary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Hilary says, " AH HELL! There's no way I can go along with that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears, and Hilary says, "How best can I serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
Hilary says, "OHHH! I REALLY don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears and Hilary says, "How best can I serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "GO TO THE THEATER!"