everything a guy should know but apparently some don't (please all guys should read this at least once)

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: baffled2

oh please, how "honest" must one be though, LOL,I just had a dude that had to be told that I have a large,mean b/friend and shown a picture of him before he finally stopped hitting on me at work !

There is a difference between a nice guy asking you out and a pushy mofo that won't take no for an answer. In that case, they deserve the old I have a big mean boyfriend trick.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday

Originally posted by: baffled2

oh please, how "honest" must one be though, LOL,I just had a dude that had to be told that I have a large,mean b/friend and shown a picture of him before he finally stopped hitting on me at work !

There is a difference between a nice guy asking you out and a pushy mofo that won't take no for an answer. In that case, they deserve the old I have a big mean boyfriend trick.

lol, yeah the old "trick or treat how would you like my nasty b/friend's fist to eat ?" hehehehe, it's fun watching all color drain from a lamer's face

 

[zeruty]

or if you would like for me to evaluate a situation you are having with a girl I will be willing to take pms or publicly post an answer, since some other guy is probably wondering the same thing! (and since I have a midterm to study for, I suddenly am finding every reason to procrastinate hehehe).

Ok, since you offered...
Over the years in school every year girls have written their numbers in my annual... I've never called em, I figured they didnt REALLY want me to call em, that they were just giving me their numbers to be nice.... should I have called them?

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: weezergirl
It's funny how some of you guys are telling me it is common sense and pretty obvious while others are bashing me and telling me girls need to be less ambiguous and say what we mean. so which is it??

well, some of us have more luck with the ladies

 

[Aceman]

2. When talking on AIM/phone, if the conversation is one sided that means she doesn't want to talk to you!! Here, let me give you an example
boy: Hi, how are you doing?
girl: ok.
boy: So what are you up to?
girl: nothing.
boy: What are you doing right now?
girl: hmmm, nothing.
boy: ok, so what do you want to talk about?
girl: i dunno.

Sounds like the ICQ messages my wife and I have from the main floor to the 2nd floor. Does this mean I can finally go out looking for a girl on the side?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Aceman

2. When talking on AIM/phone, if the conversation is one sided that means she doesn't want to talk to you!! Here, let me give you an example
boy: Hi, how are you doing?
girl: ok.
boy: So what are you up to?
girl: nothing.
boy: What are you doing right now?
girl: hmmm, nothing.
boy: ok, so what do you want to talk about?
girl: i dunno.

Sounds like the ICQ messages my wife and I have from the main floor to the 2nd floor. Does this mean I can finally go out looking for a girl on the side?

I must agree... while that generally indicates a lack of interest in a convo, it could also signify a lack of desire to chat, or just a lack of good convo topics.

However, if it happens time after time after time....

 

[Aceman]

However, if it happens time after time after time....

HEY NOW! I never said I had those type of problems!

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: zeruty

or if you would like for me to evaluate a situation you are having with a girl I will be willing to take pms or publicly post an answer, since some other guy is probably wondering the same thing! (and since I have a midterm to study for, I suddenly am finding every reason to procrastinate hehehe).

Ok, since you offered...
Over the years in school every year girls have written their numbers in my annual... I've never called em, I figured they didnt REALLY want me to call em, that they were just giving me their numbers to be nice.... should I have called them?

Dude, what do you do if you see a $100 bill on the sidewalk, and no one else around for miles? Now do the same thing to your phone!!! Did the thought that they might like to keep in touch never cross your mind???

 

[Goosemastertemp]

The way I see it is...


If they are not interested, why bother them. I like being direct simply because it saves time Also, I have stuff to do, so wasting time annoying someone to get my way is not something I do.

Anyways, I really don't trust the net just yet. I find that just continuing life in your interests will lead you to someone who has all of your insterests....happened many times before for me..


there is nothing like a jaw-dropping amazing-looking good-figured smart women...seriously......



Then once you have a bag of interesting chicks, you go to the checkout line and just throw the ugly ones back...j/k

There's nothing wrong with knowing a lot of women that have different interests then you either.


As a wise old hobo once told me.....marry a hot smart women...

why?

you'll have funin bed, and she'll also be able to read you the bedtime story "kamasutra"


...smart man that hobo...














I REALLY need to get some sleep



EDIT: TYPING- I RREALLY need slome SLEEPp

 

[batgeek]

ok guys, now remember the exact opposite of what she said....
because you know...."every woman has the right to change her mind"

as stated before: stop beating around the bush and freaking tell them EXCATLY what you want. we cant read minds, nor are we empathic.

 

[Magicthyse]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
<girl: Sorry, I'm reformatting my harddrive!>

ROFL ROFL...

oh man.. harsh thread, I think Ive run into example 1 myself within the last week. *sigh*.... girls suck, IMHO

Of course, I admit that guys suck too. heh

No...must...not...type...comment...which will get me banned. I've already had a moderator on my tail once this month, so I will just shut up. Thank you ladies and gents.

 

[linuxboy]

your post gave me reason to chuckle EngineNr9.

Oh and the intricacies of western courtship rituals with their apologists, gurus, and consumers is delightful to observe. Carry on.

Cheers !

 

[PlasticJesus]

(in response to the cologne thing, i agree and here is my two cents): girls, easy on the make-up. sure when you go out you want to put some on...but the more you put on the uglier you look. so if you HAVE to apply make up: DON'T PUT ON TOO MUCH!

Somehow reminds me of a hooker I used to hang out with when I was stationed in Bangkok. Way too much make-up but fortunately I owned a really base model Nissan pickup that had no A/C. I'd come up with some place we needed to go to a couple of miles away and in Bangkok a couple of miles can mean a couple of hours in the hot truck. By the time we got back to my house the make-up was usually melted off and we'd head out.

Nothing nastier than too much make-up.

 

[wolf550e]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
***newsflash to women*** Stop beating around the f_cking bush and just tell the poor bastard the truth!!!!

I wish more women would follow this advice. It would be so much easier this way.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: wolf550e

Originally posted by: vi_edit
***newsflash to women*** Stop beating around the f_cking bush and just tell the poor bastard the truth!!!!

I wish more women would follow this advice. It would be so much easier this way.

Why be mean now and get nothing, when women can be mean later and get something from you first? Hehehe.

 

[Zigaronious]

girls are comfusing, and i am done trying. i think i am just going to wait for one to find me

 

[NinjaGnome]

here is one for some of the complete losers out there:
If a girl cheats on you and asks to make up dont say ok. Show a little respect for yourself. I have seen many a weak man continue to go out with a girl who cheats on them and also seen many girls who have guys cheat on them routinely and not care. It just really bothers me that some people can stick with someone that treats them like trash.