Ewwww! Harry Potter jelly beans are gross!

[StormRider]

I went to Best Buy to buy my DVDs and saw boxes of Harry Potter jelly beans next to the DVDs. I thought they were kidding with the weird flavors like "vomit", "soap", "dirt", "ear wax", "booger", "earthworm", "spinach", "spaghetti", "sardine", "black pepper" and "grass" but some of the flavors really were gross!

I definitely tasted the black pepper and soap. And I thought I tasted vomit and dirt and spaghetti.

I thought they were kidding and now my mouth tastes gross.

 

[Kalvin00]

Yes, vomit tastes like crap. They don't lie.

 

[yhelothar]

:laugh:

 

[raildogg]

heh

 

[Bootprint]

So you were bit by the truth in advertising.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Yes, vomit tastes like crap. They don't lie.

if vomit tastes like crap then they did lie. because it should taste like vomit, not crap

 

[Yossarian]

I understand you enjoyed the "semen" flavored one though.

 

[shopbruin]

"they're bertie botts every flavor beans. and when they say every flavor, they mean every flavor. fred reckons he had a bogey flavored one once."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Aiming to level up your Stupid Points in areas outside women, eh StormRider?

- M4H

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Yes, vomit tastes like crap. They don't lie.

if vomit tastes like crap then they did lie. because it should taste like vomit, not crap

You know what I mean


...Right?

 

[Howard]

Why would you taste something labeled "Harry Potter"?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Howard
Why would you taste something labeled "Harry Potter"?

agreed.

you got what you deserved.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Howard
Why would you taste something labeled "Harry Potter"?

I taste Harry Potter all the time :Q

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Aiming to level up your Stupid Points in areas outside women, eh StormRider?

- M4H

What a kick to the crotch.







Carry on.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Yes, vomit tastes like crap. They don't lie.

if vomit tastes like crap then they did lie. because it should taste like vomit, not crap

:thumbsup:

 

[DaveSimmons]

Can I interest you in a box of chocolates from the Whizzo Chocolate Company? The Crunchy Frog is uniquely flavored, and the Spring Surprise lives up to its name.

 

[FoBoT]

sardine is the worst one i tried.

i didn't try the obvious nasty ones, like booger and vomit

 

[Zanix]

Now you've been infected!

 

[mobobuff]

Yeah I've had them before... dude, the ones that sound like they're gonna be nasty... are nasty! I dunno how they did it... but earthworm... TASTES LIKE EARTHWORM!

And I've never even tasted an actual earthworm.

 

[Conky]

Just stay away from the syphilis and HIV flavored jellybeans... they will give you hogwarts on your wand. :laugh:

 

[Kishan]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I understand you enjoyed the "semen" flavored one though.

i thought that was very funny

 

[RaDragon]

Vomit tastes like vomit. I don't know how they managed to recreate the grossness, but I nearly vomitted after taking a bite.

It's great when you get the yummy flavors, so I put those aside and should I bite into grass or sardines or black pepper, I wash it down with something sweet

Although, once I confused Vomit for Banana and... (see first sentence).

 

[Eavan]

the dirt flavored ones are my favorite.