excuses for not going to work

[imported_JeReMY]

What are some excuses you can use to tell your boss or manager that you can't come in to work?

 

[bobsmith1492]

Go to work.

 

[FoBoT]

kids are sick
car is borked

i am lazy and don't feel like coming to work

 

[SmoochyTX]

Just go to work.

 

[shortylickens]

My most recent one was "kidney stone".
Of course, I actually had a kidney stone.

 

[IronWing]

Contagious diheria.

 

[imported_JeReMY]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Just go to work.

I don't usually skip work, I just need tomorrow off.

 

[suicidalpigeon]

I just realized I have prostate cancer.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: JeReMY

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Just go to work.

I don't usually skip work, I just need tomorrow off.

What for?

 

[cardiac]

I have a case of anal glaucoma.

I can't see my ass going into work.......

Bob

 

[DayLaPaul]

"I just don't feel like making any money today."

 

[Engineer]

As I once read..."Go to work and work long and hard...as millions of people on welfare are counting on you! "

Go to work!

<--- Off day #5 of 12 days...with pay! :laugh:

(sorry..couldn't resist after all of the hours I've worked in the last two years! )

 

[MedicBob]

I have called in "lack of interest" at a place I worked. They laughed until I didn't show up.

 

[neegotiator]

you have a burning sensation down under you need to get checked out

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: JeReMY
What are some excuses you can use to tell your boss or manager that you can't come in to work?

"I can't stop vomiting". It worked for me. Of course I couldn't go have fun or anything because I couldn't stop vomiting.

 

[nageov3t]

I've called out because of insomnia a handful of times.

 

[chambersc]

aids

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

Tell them you have vaginal itch and need to see the doctor. Careful if you're a guy though as it may be harder to pull it off.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: chambersc
aids

not just hiv,

but fulllll blooown aids.


i'm sorry it can't be something less serrrrrioooussss.


/fam guy

 

[iamaelephant]

A girl at my work recently took two days off because her boyfriend's sister's daughter (who lives in another country) was in a coma and she was so emotionally distressed. She was promptly fired.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: MedicBob
I have called in "lack of interest" at a place I worked. They laughed until I didn't show up.

I've used that one before, on a request for leave form. The boss laughed, and then rubber stamped it.

 

[Orsorum]

I don't usually have to seek approval. As long as my projects are in order and I mark it on the office calendar, no one questions me.

 

[Trey22]

Call in dead.

 

[DainBramaged]

I have a lot of immediate family members and I often cite them as an excuse. Oftentimes it's true.

 

[nutxo]

4 flat tires and a blown engine.