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according to Amazon it's 25% off or $500!

 

[TripperJoe]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
I remember something like the Red Cross statistics say something like 90% of heart attacks can be stopped with a defibrillator within 2 minutes of the attack without brain damage. I'm not sure if I remember that right, but basically, defibs have a much greater chance of saving someone's life than properly-administered CPR.

That's because CPR doesn't save lives. It postpones death until a defib that can stop a heart attack gets there. Considering you have ~6mins a pulse is lost, these juiceboxes need to be handy to be effective. They even come with a razor for a clean shave! Who doesn't want one?

 

[Dran]

Originally posted by: 'BARtMAN'

Originally posted by: Dran

Originally posted by: Souka
This will be kewl for a practical joke...

JK of course....

Too expensive. I'll just stick with the "bare wires plugged into the wall outlet" chuckle-maker.

I sure hope you aren't recommending(and totally just joking) this to someone who is looking for one. After they apply your hollywood technique, and the amperage kills whoever they trying to save. They can still be proud of saving a few bucks rather then a life...

Someone find this gentleman a deal on a sense of humor.

Some better-than-public-education-system reading comprehension classes would probably help, too, since he apparantly missed the "chuckle-maker" comment continuing the practical joke innuendo.

 

[dajeepster]

check out this other review:

Gives Life - And Pleasure!, October 29, 2004
I'm a professional dominatrix/Goddess, and I purchased a "Phillips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" for use in my 'dungeon'. Several of my clients have pre-existing heart conditions, and besides, I made the little worms pay for it with increased fees.

The peace of mind the AED gives someone in my line of work is incalculable. The last thing I want is the attention of the police after one of my clients collapses dead from a particularly savage flogging session.

The use of the AED is not limited to medical purposes, however. One day I was humiliating Steven (not his real name), a client of mine, by forcing him to wear a frilly little yellow sundress and matching bonnet whilst chanting "I'm a naughty little girl!" in a high falsetto voice. I happened to glance over and see the AED on the wall behind the snivelling little girl-man. Inspiration struck, and I found several ways of using the device to apply jolts of electricity to his most sensitive bits.

Wonderful.

No slave dungeon is complete without a "Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" to strike fear into the hearts of pathetic little men.

 

['BARtMAN']

Originally posted by: Dran

Originally posted by: 'BARtMAN'

Originally posted by: Dran

Originally posted by: Souka
This will be kewl for a practical joke...

JK of course....

Too expensive. I'll just stick with the "bare wires plugged into the wall outlet" chuckle-maker.

I sure hope you aren't recommending(and totally just joking) this to someone who is looking for one. After they apply your hollywood technique, and the amperage kills whoever they trying to save. They can still be proud of saving a few bucks rather then a life...

Someone find this gentleman a deal on a sense of humor.

Some better-than-public-education-system reading comprehension classes would probably help, too, since he apparantly missed the "chuckle-maker" comment continuing the practical joke innuendo.

Wow someone is sure defensive. I guess you must have taken all day to think that "joke" up. As why my education level and reading skills would have anything to do with understanding your cliched joke is also well beyond me. I also found it funny you couldn't even comprehend what I said as being a joke, but hey I'm not at the same level as you I guess.