Famous movie lines....

[Zigaronious]

Fat guy in a little coat....
- Tommy boy

 

[Zigaronious]

What's your favorite little rascal? Is it Alfalfa, or is it Spanky?
- Tommy Boy

 

[Zigaronious]

There you are.
Do I know you?
No, but that's where you are. You're there.
-Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

 

[Zigaronious]

Woah! You just stepped in a huge pile of sh!t!
It happens.
What? Sh!t?
Sometimes.
-Forrest Gump

 

[eplebnista]

VERN: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

TEDDY: What? Are you cracked?

VERN: Why not? I saw the other day he was carrying five elephants in one hand!

TEDDY: You don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman is a real guy. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

VERN: Yeah. Maybe you're right. Would be a good fight though.




GORDIE: Alright, alright. Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?

VERN: If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherryflavoured Pez. No question about it.

TEDDY: Goofy's a dog, he's definitely a dog.

GORDIE: I knew the sixty-four thousand dollars question was fixed. There's no way anybody can know that much about opera.

CHRIS: He can't be a dog. Wears a hat and drives a car.

GORDIE: Wagon Train's a really cool show. But did you ever notice that they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.

VERN: God, that's weird. What the hell is Goofy?

-Stand By Me

 

[GasX]

While were on that movie..

"You gonna shoot all of us?" (or something close to that...)

"No, Ace, just you"

 

[fitz4521]

Originally posted by: element2k5
"PC load letter?!?!?!? WTF does that mean?!?!?!?!" -Office Space

cant beat that one

 

[element2k5]

im not sure if this has been repeated....
"You're gonna die clown!!!!!!"
-Happy Gilmore

 

[Zigaronious]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
- Dirty Harry

 

[Zigaronious]

Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
- Jurassic Park

 

[Zigaronious]

We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pet's heads are falling off!!
- Dumb and Dumber

 

[Zigaronious]

I know kung-fu. Show me.
- Matrix

 

[Cyberian]

"Somebody's gotta go back an'
get a shitload o' dimes!"

- Blazing Saddles -

 

[Zigaronious]

Dodge this!
- Matrix

Sorry I hvae so many posts, but this is my field. I love good movies

 

[ObiDon]

"Chill out, Dickwad!" -- T2

"Really? It says all that? Well, maybe if you wrote it in #$%# English I could #$%# read it!" -- Falling Down

 

[NeoMadHatter]

welcome to jurassic park - yea, i forgot what movie that's from.

 

[Pastfinder]

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.


Get busy living, or get busy dying.


On the river, I thought that the minute I looked at him, I'd know what to do, but it didn't happen. I was in there with him for days, not under guard, I was free, but he knew I wasn't going anywhere. He knew more about what I was going to do than I did. If the Generals back in Na Trang could see what I saw, would they still want me to kill him? More than ever probably. And what would his people back home want if they ever learned just how far from them he'd really gone? He broke from them, and then he broke from himself. I'd never seen a man so broken up and ripped apart.

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program.


Just a few of my favorites. Apocalypse Now has tons of great quotes

 

[chevelle396]

L.J. Washington: I don't really come from outer space.
Jeffrey Goines: Oh. L. J. Washington. He doesn't really come from outer space.
L.J. Washington: Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?
- 12 monkeys

and the one from my sig, if you haven't heard it you need to go rent clerks now.

 

[teddymines]

Originally posted by: Zigaronious
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
- Dirty Harry

The best part is right after that when Dirty Harry walks away and the perp says, "I gots to know! I gots to know!" and Dirty Harry points the gun and it goes click. The perp no doubt needed a fresh pair of shorts.

 

[Nemesis77]

And, in our series of movie-quotes with hidden sexual meaning:

"Wedge, pull out! You are not doing me any good back there!"

-Star Wars IV-

 

[Paunchy]

"I don't remember asking you a G*DDAMN thing!"
--Pulp Fiction

"So you want the LD or you do you just want to be held?"
"I want the LD and THEN I want to be held. So you want to come over?"
"Heh. It's my duty to please that booty."
--Shaft

Arsenio Hall: *Opens apartment door*
James Earl Jones: *pissed off stare*
Arsenio Hall: *Screams like little girl and slams door*
Arsenio Hall: *Opens door and greets the King*
--Coming to America

 

[geekender]

"That John Denver is full of Sh!t."-

<Jim Carey and Jeff Bridges in "Dumb and Dumber" are on a moped in the middle of Kansas, thinking they are in Colorodo>

 

[Pastfinder]

And, in our series of movie-quotes with hidden sexual meaning:
"Wedge, pull out! You are not doing me any good back there!"


"You're all clear Kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"

 

[Sketcher]

"The Frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick..." Maximus - Russel Crowe - Gladiator

"Time for honouring yourself will soon be at an end." Maximus - Russel Crowe - Gladiator


"Now nearly all those I loved and did not understand when I was young are dead, but I still reach out to them.
Of course, now I am too old to be much of a fisherman, and now of course I usually fish the big waters alone, although some friends think I shouldn't. Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing until the cool of the evening. Then in the Arctic half-light of the canyon, all existence fades to a being with my soul and memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River and a four-count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise.

Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
I am haunted by waters." Norman Maclean - A River runs through it


"Doc: In vino veritas.
Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego.
Ringo: Iuventus stultorum magister.
Doc: In pace requiescat.
Doc: Look darlin'! That's Latin. It appears Johnny Ringo is an educated man. Now I know I hate him! Doc Holiday - Val Kilmer - Tombstone

 

[Nemesis77]

"They just keep on coming no matter how we shoot!"
"They must be full of vodka"
"I wouldn't mind some myself..."

-Winter War-
Said during massive russian assault