Famous movie lines....

[absolutiza]

"ummm.. yea..."

 

[hardass]

"All I want to do is go the distance"

Sylvester Stallone, Rocky

 

[element2k5]

"Luke at that speed do you think you can pull out in time?" -Star wars: ANH

 

[HombrePequeno]

"Gosh darn it, Ben. I'm not a superhero, I'm a Latter-Day Saint."
--Orgazmo

"Geez, look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must work out."
--Dumb & Dumber

"Honey, you ever done it with a chick with a beard?
Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Well then, honey, you haven't lived.
Note to self: I dont' want to live!"
--Dirty Work

 

[broon]

I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys.

How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!

You're right. Its wrong to destroy literature. Its so fun to read. And Mo-Lay really pumps my knads.

Uh, Dick? Excuse me, Rich? Will milk be made available to us?

And the best of all...

Stupid worthless no good godd*** free loadin' son of a bi*** retarded big mouth know it all a**hole jerk! You forgot ugly lazy and disrespectful- shut up bi***! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! What about you dad? F**k you. No, dad, what about you? F**k you. NO DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?! F**K YOU!!!

 

[Aquaman]

"THose Aren't Pillows !!!!!!!!! " - Steve Martin to John Candy in Planes Trains & Automobiles

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[element2k5]

"Welcome to the Rock" -The Rock

 

[uncouth]

"We'll always have Paris." - Rick (Casablanca)

"Rosebud..."

 

[element2k5]

If i had a tumor i'd call it marla
-fight club

 

[ggavinmoss]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f-cking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f-cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing f-cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f-cked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But who would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?


Ah... Trainspotting...

-geoff

 

"What we got here is failure to communicate. Some man you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it and I don't like it any more than you man."
-Cool Hand Luke

 

[aeroguy]

I don't know if anyone said this because i don't feel like reading through all these, but...

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects

 

[bbkat]

Meg Ryan: "So you're saying that a man CAN be friends with a woman that he finds unattractive."
Billy Crystal: "No, you pretty much wanna nail them too."

- When Harry Met Sally

 

[John]

"The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets - I got it. Nudity." Val Kilmer in Real Genius

 

[no0b]

I have to go return some video tapes - American Psycho (you had to see it to get how funny that line was)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Crap, with all the Dirty Harry quoting going on here, no one else seems to care this.

Dirty Harry packed a .357, not a .44!0

- M4H

 

[PsychoAndy]

This is one old thread...

ENGLISH MOTHERFVCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

"WHAT" ain't no goddamn country i've ever heard of! Do they speak English in "what"?

 

[Freejack2]

"Give it up, Vacendak. You couldn't catch a cold. You couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse!" - Freejack

 

[pyonir]

"...Oh, and here is $50 in case i call you a bitch later." - Made

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Crap, with all the Dirty Harry quoting going on here, no one else seems to care this.

Dirty Harry packed a .357, not a .44!0

- M4H

Ummm, how many Dirty Harry movies have you seen? He uses several guns throughout the series including the .44 Magnum and the .44 Automag.

My favorite: Just before the famous "Go ahead, make my day" line...
(note - waitress had poured a cup of suuger into his mug while actinng like everything was ok)