Famous Southpark Lines.

[thereds]

Cartman: Oh, but you HAVE a Trapper Keepe...Oh! You got the little Crapper Keeper! Didn't you? Well, at least your stupid brother got a briefcase!

Kyle: He's going to kindergarten because he is a genius!

Cartman: He's not a genius! He's a little douche-bag!

 

[thereds]

If you rub the fireman's helmet, he will spit in your eye.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

Kenny in opening credits:
I like girls with great big tts
i like girls with great big vaginas

 

[Electric Amish]

Cartman: No kitty! Bad Kitty!! That's my potpie. Mom! Kitty's being a dildo.
Mom: Oh! Well then I know a littly Kitty that will be sleeping with mom tonight.

amish

 

[huey1124]

mkay~

 

[SofaKingWeTaughtIt]

Screw you




































guys!

 

[aneurysm]

"Well, I'm sorry Wendy, but I just can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."

 

[Cougar]

<< Cartman: No kitty! Bad Kitty!! That's my potpie. Mom! Kitty's being a dildo.
Mom: Oh! Well then I know a littly Kitty that will be sleeping with mom tonight.

amish >>



Damn you Amish.....you stole my line


Well, here's another one:

Cartman: Respect my Authorita!

 

[thereds]

No more coffee...

 

[Farbio]

respect my authoritie

 

[thereds]

Knoxville -
I think its

I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas.



great lines, nonetheless.

 

[IAmBatman]

when used in proper context...Present them.

 

[gqstyle09]

cartman:

My mom says that licking carpet makes you a lesbian...
I've been licking this damn carpet for five hours and i still don't feel like one

 

[ElPool]

&quot;my uncle says smokin crack is kinda coo!&quot;

&quot;you americans have, eh, BIG! Penis! we have.. tiny penis. (so small)&quot;

 

[prodigy]

Marrr uh jooo ahna

 

[Amused]

IM to Cartman: &quot;Hi, I'm 8 inches&quot;

Cartman says, &quot;8 Inches, man, this dude is small!

Cartman's IM reply: &quot;I don't like midgets, midgets piss me off&quot;

 

[Amused]

Cartman: &quot;Why does everthing today have to do with something going in, or coming out of my a$$?!&quot;

 

[Wedesdo]

IBTL! this is certainly innapropirate material...

























BRING IT ON!

 

[LemonHead]

Cartman: I'll use my crockcall to bring 'em out.....BWUGAAAAGAAA....BWUGAAAAGAAA!!!

 

[Frenchie]

Hella Cool!

 

[Pooht]

timmy!

 

[thereds]

Gobbles!