Far Cry on Netflix streaming?

[TheVrolok]

Just randomly browsing through Netflix streaming "New Movies" and what do I find? Far Cry .. by Uwe Boll .. this couldn't possibly be bad! I'm in for 1.5 hours.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

With the genius of Uwe Boll and the hyper-original story line of Far Cry, how could it possibly be bad?

 

[TheVrolok]

With the genius of Uwe Boll and the hyper-original story line of Far Cry, how could it possibly be bad?

My thoughts exactly! Don't forget the A-list cast.

 

[ultimatebob]

I only made it half way through the Postal movie before giving up... I can only imagine how bad Farcry would be.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Bloodrayne and Postal are on streaming too, it's a mini film festival of Uwe Boll goodness!

But seriously, watch Mutant Chronicles on streaming instead, it was a decent stupid sci fi war movie with mutant zombies.

 

[TheVrolok]

I only made it half way through the Postal movie before giving up... I can only imagine how bad Farcry would be.

I'm 11 minutes in and struggling.

 

[KeithTalent]

Well the guy that plays Carver was ok in Inglourious Basterds, if that means anything (probably not).

KT

 

[TheVrolok]

I made it 44 minutes .. that wais just terrible.

 

[MoPHo]

He is up for three awards at this year's Razzie. Best one, by far:

Category: Worst Screen Couple.
Candidates: Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay.

Ouch.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Is it bad that I never have watched a Uwe Boll movie?

 

[TheVrolok]

Is it bad that I never have watched a Uwe Boll movie?

It's worth it just to watch at least part of one so you can understand how terrible they really are.

 

[Pheran]

I recently watched Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on Netflix streaming just for the humor of the horrendous badness. Wow it was bad.

But how can you turn down a movie starring Debbie Gibson??

OK, maybe you can.

 

[shortylickens]

The sarcasm in this thread is threatening to burst my meter.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

It's worth it just to watch at least part of one so you can understand how terrible they really are.

Agreed, most of his films qualify for "so bad it's good" status, so you should watch with friends and have a laugh.

 

[pontifex]

who the hell keeps giving this guy money to mak movies?

 

[lizardboy]

who the hell keeps giving this guy money to mak movies?

German tax shelters.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_81/460-Uwe-Boll-and-the-German-Tax-Code

http://www.slate.com/id/2117309/

 

[AbAbber2k]

I've never seen any Uwe Boll's movies and I'd like to keep it that way. Even if I never have to pay a dime to do so.

 

[Skel]

I saw that today on netflix, I didn't even know they made that into a movie...

 

[Queasy]

I saw that today on netflix, I didn't even know they made that into a movie...

I added all the seasons of Fraggle Rock instead. Yay for sharing my childhood with my kids.

 

[thedarkwolf]

I added all the seasons of Fraggle Rock instead. Yay for sharing my childhood with my kids.

yeah I just noticed those a couple days ago. 34 and watching Fraggle Rock.

Also Knight Rider is available streaming.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Made it to about 30 minutes...what a heaping pile of shit. Terrible acting and horrendous cinematography.

 

[SirStev0]

Just randomly browsing through Netflix streaming "New Movies" and what do I find? Far Cry .. by Uwe Boll .. this couldn't possibly be bad! I'm in for 1.5 hours.

Stop watching shitty ass Uwe Boll movies and send me a HON invite.

 

[zerocool84]

I saw that today on netflix, I didn't even know they made that into a movie...

I just read that he got the rights to the movies before the game even came out.

 

[TheVrolok]

Stop watching shitty ass Uwe Boll movies and send me a HON invite.

Heroes of Newerth?

 

[rockyct]

I didn't even know they made a Far Cry movie.