I want to start my own fast food joint where the customers come in, press a button themselves, and watch behind the glass as burger patties drop onto conveyor belts over flames. The customers select how long they want their burgers cooked, what side orders, and fixings, all of which drop in assembly-line style. Their finished order comes out the other side- they can bag it themselves, or stick it on a tray.
Another seperate assemby will handle the drive through as customers do the same process driving past in their cars.
One very well-paid (and qualified) technician will be in the back to fix anything that could possibly go wrong.
Zaapburger will be coming soon to a city near you, so watch for it folks! Free burgers for everyone who comes in with a printout of this coupon:
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***ENJOY ONE FREE***
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*offer expires 8/29/16*
[size=-2]Offer valid at all automated Zaapburger locations[/size]
SUCK A FAT ONE, LIBS
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