Fatherhood, amidoinitrite?

[dank69]

My wife pooped out a kid this weekend and I heard kids like toys so I went out and bought one but it doesn't seem like she likes it. What am I doing wrong?

 

[amdhunter]

Congrats. She looks delicious.

 

[Texashiker]

Maybe she does not like red.

Next time buy her something pink.

 

[LTC8K6]

No wonder, it's an automatic...

 

[highland145]

My wife pooped out a kid this weekend and I heard kids like toys so I went out and bought one but it doesn't seem like she likes it. What am I doing wrong?

Shitty kid is shitty.


Kidding.

Grats to the wife.

Yes, you're doing it WRONG. Not enough horse power and too small for you and your girlfriend.

 

[corwin]

She's just mad it's not moving...get it going and she'll calm right down

Congrats, your whole world just changed...for the better

 

[SandEagle]

you endangered your kid to take the photo?

she could easily have fell off and fractured something

 

[jersiq]

She's crying because someone is wearing NY Yankees clothing. Clearly she like the Red Sox.

 

[lxskllr]

Congratulations! Early toy approval is a mystery. Some "sure things" I got were rejected, while "throw away" toys were a huge hit. It gets easier over time. Once you tune in to your kid, you can get them great stuff they never even considered :^)

 

[ch33zw1z]

Not sure the little baby is big enough for that toy..

 

[jagec]

She's mad because that's a fake bike with no engine, cheapskate.

 

[waggy]

you endangered your kid to take the photo?

she could easily have fell off and fractured something

meh. the kid would have bounced and healed. IF i thought it was not safe i would be yelling at him too. but hell thats not a big deal.


BTW i think the bike is slightly big for her...not that i can really give you crap. When my daughter was born we got her a full size bike and other stupid shit hehe.

 

[waggy]

She's mad because that's a fake bike with no engine, cheapskate.

yeah my kids want small bikes. im looking at getting my daughter a 50cc and my son a small quad.

right now she uses a old lawn mower with 16 HP engine. the thing is fast!

 

[Saint Nick]

you endangered your kid to take the photo?

she could easily have fell off and fractured something

Lol

 

[AreaCode707]

you endangered your kid to take the photo?

she could easily have fell off and fractured something

She might also have run the Boston Marathon. I hear newborn infants are really mobile like that.

 

[trmiv]

Man, your kid has quite the head of hair for a newborn.

 

[Syn]

She is mad because it's just a piece of plastic and she can't feel the wind in her hair.You better make up for it and put her through the MSF course and buy her a ninja 250 for her birthday or she will never forgive you.As a father of four,gratz.

 

[JTsyo]

My wife pooped out a kid this weekend and I heard kids like toys so I went out and bought one but it doesn't seem like she likes it. What am I doing wrong?

heh you wife is a lot more tolerant than mine. Had I done that with any our kids when they were a week old, I would have been dead.

 

[JulesMaximus]

That's a great toy for a kid... a kid who is like 2-4 years old.

 

[vi edit]

She's a girl. She obviously wanted the pink one. But wouldn't tell you that because you are supposed to know it. But instead you bought red and now you face the wrath.

Just wait until she's 3 and you start getting her dressed in the morning.

 

[dank69]

you endangered your kid to take the photo?

she could easily have fell off and fractured something

Please. She fell three times before I could get her to stay balanced long enough to take the pic. Why do you think she is crying?

 

[dank69]

She's crying because someone is wearing NY Yankees clothing. Clearly she like the Red Sox.

I keel you.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Remember, industrial strength Velcro is your friend.

P.S. doesn't this belong in the babe thread?

 

[schneiderguy]

Ok guys srs question time

How do you tell whether a babby is a boy or a vagina creature? Without looking for the peen of course.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Lol nice