Fattie or Smoker

[Wyndru]

Based on 2 threads I've seen this week, if you had the choice, would you date a smoker or a fattie?

I think I'd go with a smoker. Either one is going to have their health issues, but I can always ask a smoker to smoke outside so my stuff doesn't stink as much. A fat person is always fat, and sometimes just as smelly. They are both addicted to things that are bad for them, so the mental illness aspect exists for both.

As requested...units of measure:
Smoker: At least a pack a day smoker.
Fattie: 200lbs.+
[edit]Adjusted the weight again, 250 is way too large apparently.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Fat chick who smokes.

 

[Wyndru]

Fat chick who smokes.

Oops. I forgot some poll options

 

[edro]

Depends on how often they smoke and how fat they are.
Give some units of measure!

 

[highland145]

Smoking hot fattie chick?

Years ago, dated a girl that smoked. Never could smell/taste it on her. Personal hygiene, FTW.

She was definitely smoking hot.

 

[Rozz]

Yeah, how fat?

 

[Wyndru]

Depends on how often they smoke and how fat they are.
Give some units of measure!

Updated OP.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Why choose just one?

Honestly, though, having been with both, there's no contest. Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, and no matter how slamming hot she may be, she's going to constantly smell like wet garbage. A fat chick may not be as easy to look at, but they also aren't going to bitch at you for your eating habits, and they're so desperate to get laid, that they'll pretty much treat you like a God.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Definitely a smoker, there are always mints and mouthwash. Fatties are just disgusting, they're all fat and bloated and they smell like fish, funyons, and lard too.

However, you have to make sure that your smoker doesnt quit and become a disgusting fatty either.

 

[cheezy321]

Definitely not fatties. They are disgusting

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

250lbs.. Thats a behemoth.

A more fair comparison would be a two pack a day smoker vs 250lb woman

 

[highland145]

250lbs.. Thats a behemoth.

A more fair comparison would be a two pack a day smoker vs 250lb woman

Where's the masturbation option?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Yeah, I answered before I saw that the woman was the size of Rhode Island. Not that it changes anything; smokers don't just smell bad, they make you smell bad, your car smell bad, and once that shit gets in your house, it's driving down property values. Nobody ever paid less for a house cause someone dropped a Big Mac in it.

 

[ElFenix]

how about a fatty on a smoker?

 

[edro]

Yeah, I answered before I saw that the woman was the size of Rhode Island.

LOL!

 

[Wyndru]

250lbs.. Thats a behemoth.

A more fair comparison would be a two pack a day smoker vs 250lb woman

Yeah, it's hard to portray without also giving height. I know quite a few women over 250 that look fat, but not horribly fat. Even google images shows women at 200-250 that look only slightly overweight to me.

And the smoking thing, I figure anything over a pack is excessive to most. Maybe I should have made it 200lbs/1 pack. Oh well.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Yeah, it's hard to portray without also giving height. I know quite a few women over 250 that look fat, but not horribly fat. Even google images shows women at 200-250 that look only slightly overweight to me.

And the smoking thing, I figure anything over a pack is excessive to most. Maybe I should have made it 200lbs/1 pack. Oh well.

I find that hard to believe. A 250 pound fatty that doesn't look fat?

 

[Pantlegz]

no

 

[Wyndru]

I find that hard to believe. A 250 pound fatty that doesn't look fat?

Not horribly fat, I don't think.

Supposedly this chick is 250:

And this one:

Oh and the chick on the left is 320lbs.

 

[randomrogue]

Why choose just one?

Honestly, though, having been with both, there's no contest. Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, and no matter how slamming hot she may be, she's going to constantly smell like wet garbage. A fat chick may not be as easy to look at, but they also aren't going to bitch at you for your eating habits, and they're so desperate to get laid, that they'll pretty much treat you like a God.

This. My experience as well.

The problem with mints and mouthwash on a smoker is that the smoke isn't just in their mouth, it's in their lungs. It's really disgusting. I've had a woman try to cover it up but you can't hide the smell of smoke that is escaping from your lungs.

With that said I'd like to vote for neither.

 

[Sluggo]

how about a fatty on a smoker?

That's what i thought this thread would be about.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Not horribly fat, I don't think.

Supposedly this chick is 250:

And this one:

..you serious Clark?

 

[edro]

1 pack a day is horribly disgusting.
I would find it difficult to date someone who smokes recreationaly.

250lbs is quite large though. I would just hope she was beautiful, very clean, had a great personality, and didn't mind keeping the lights off.

 

[Perknose]

I know quite a few women over 250 that look fat, but not horribly fat.

Where the HELL do you live?

 

[Baked]

Those thighs are ginormous. You can crush a coconut with those.