Fattie or Smoker

[MotionMan]

A guy at my job said fatties suck your d better than someone in-shape. I haven't tested it out yet but I intend to.

I can confirm this.

MotionMan

 

[Adrenaline]

Based on 2 threads I've seen this week, if you had the choice, would you date a smoker or a fattie?

I think I'd go with a smoker. Either one is going to have their health issues, but I can always ask a smoker to smoke outside so my stuff doesn't stink as much. A fat person is always fat, and sometimes just as smelly. They are both addicted to things that are bad for them, so the mental illness aspect exists for both.

As requested...units of measure:
Smoker: At least a pack a day smoker.
Fattie: 200lbs.+
[edit]Adjusted the weight again, 250 is way too large apparently.

Saying you are going to have the smoker smoke outside makes this an irrelevant question. If you are comparing the fact of having to look at the fattie all the time inside and out then the smoker is all up in your stuff making your car, clothes, furniture, place, everything else smell like a human ashtray. You take all of the fattie, you take all of the smoker.

Fattie.