Favorite bad jokes?

[Orsorum]

For example...

Two priests and R. Kelly walk into a bar.




Okay, so I didn't have anything to back that up.

 

[FoBoT]

my 10 year old daughter has been telling this one





why did Tigger (the bouncy tiger from the cartoon) stick his head into the toilet?



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he was looking for pooh (poo/winnie the pooh)

hehehehehehehe

10 year old's love that one

 

[NogginBoink]

Another 10 year old joke:

What are dino bandages for?




Dino-sores!

*ba dum ching*

 

[brunswickite]

A man walks in to a bar




and fell

 

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He took one look at the gas bill and...

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
my 10 year old daughter has been telling this one





why did Tigger (the bouncy tiger from the cartoon) stick his head into the toilet?


he was looking for pooh (poo/winnie the pooh)

hehehehehehehe

10 year old's love that one

hahahaha, poo

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: dwell
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He took one look at the gas bill and...

wow, that is bad...bad in a bad, evil way

 

[borgmang]

How many a$$holes does it take to tell bad jokes?

1, 2....7 - It takes seven. Good thing I'm number 8.

 

[Mayhem1869]

have posted before, but still my all time favorite stupid joke:


what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ?







where's my tractor?

 

[cookj]

Hee

What`s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb??


















You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 

[nyjets]

Originally posted by: cookj
Hee

What`s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb??




















You can unscrew a lightbulb.

:Q

 

[nyjets]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: FoBoT
my 10 year old daughter has been telling this one





why did Tigger (the bouncy tiger from the cartoon) stick his head into the toilet?


he was looking for pooh (poo/winnie the pooh)

hehehehehehehe

10 year old's love that one

hahahaha, poo

Those pooh jokes are the greatest! LOL

 

[Schadenfreude]

Whaddaya call a chees that's not yours?

Not-yo cheese!

 

[nyjets]

A man walks into a bar
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Ouch!

 

[wfbberzerker]

do you mean bad as in bad taste, or just awful bad?

 

[nyjets]

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a shady lawyer?





Chelsea Clinton

 

[fatbaby]

How do you fit 1000 [insert oppressed world war minority here] in a car? 5 in the seats and as many as you can fit in the...nevermind people will get offended.

 

[nyjets]

What's the national bird of Iraq?



Duck!

 

[FritzTheCat]

Why don't they teach sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in Iraq ?








Because it's too stressfull on the camel.

 

[Alphazero]

I have a really good one, but it's way too nasty to post here.

 

[Mucho]

How do we know women are in league with satan?





If a man bleeds for seven days he dies.

 

[McMadman]

I forget where I heard this one.

What do Michael Jackson and WalMart have in common?

















They both have little boys' pants half off.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: cookj
Hee

What`s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb??




You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Ok steve martin