Favorite bumper stickers?

[ParasiticFly]

Mines gotta be:
Keep honking buddy, IM RELOADING
OR
Save the cowbirds
OR
Visualize whirled peas

 

[DesignDawg]

My parents live in the barrier islands of Florida....a PRIME SPOT for snowbirds (Northerners who come down to live there for the winter months)... They saw a license plate that read:

Happiness is 10,000 Canadians headed north....with a New Yorker under each arm.



Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

My kid beat up your honor student.

... er something like that

 

[Regine]

One of my good friends once saw one that said "You don't have to hold on to my ears, I know what to do"

 

[yakko]

KnightBreed,

There is also My kid got your honor student pregnant

 

[toph99]

"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar."

 

[Sluggo]

All time favorite is:

Horn broken....please watch for finger

 

[dabuddha]

old topic but just saw a funny ass bumper sticker
it was on a jeep wrangler and it was upside down and said "If you can read this, TURN ME OVER"

hehe i still can't stop laughing about that

 

[geno]

A little spoof on the "How's my driving" stickers you see"

Don't Like My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHI[/i]T

I still can't stop laughing at that one

 

[Isla]

Where I get all my subversive sayings:

Northern Sun

My favorite is

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable!

 

[eddie]

My fav is this one:

I'LL RATHER BE DOWNLOADING PORN

Seen it one day on the highway.

 

[ratkil]

"Wear your seatbelt, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car."

 

[jorken]

This one was pretty amusing:

"Car protected by viper anti-theft sticker"

 

[Fathom4]

I had to thank my neighbor the other day for the warning. The bumper sticker on her cars says:

MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM

 

[frail]

Mine...

i brake for hallucinations

 

[ltk007]

I don't subscribe to a philosophy that fits on a bumper sticker...

AWWW SH1T

 

[Jumpem]

This delinquet had sex with your honor student

 

[LAUST]

Since I drive a truck I've done this a few times too but

Don't like my driving? Stay off the Sidewalk

 

[brandc]

Saw this one in western Colorado on a pickup truck w/ a cowgirl driving:
A hard man is good to find.

 

[Fardringle]

Stop tailgating or I'll flip a booger on your windshield.

Graduate, Vulcan Science Academy, 2058.

I'd rather be cracking RC5. (Yep, actually saw that one. Tried to chase the guy down to find out where he got it, but he got a little paranoid and took off.. :disgust: )

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

My computer can kick your computer's butt! (From a local computer store)

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

Don't laugh, it's paid for.

As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.

Zero to Sixty in 17.9 minutes.

 

[grayfire]

Save gas, fart in a jar

 

[Slugbait]

Saw this in Seattle:

We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated.

 

[EmperorNero]

I saw this bumper sticker on a chevrolet where this punk kid was pissing on "ford."

 

[Fardringle]

I haven't actually seen these, but I know I'd put them on my car:

I did RC5, but I didn't flush.

My crack rack is bigger than yours.
or
My crack rack can beat up your crack rack.

Hehe!

 

[apoppin]

I brake for tailgaters!