Favorite Family Guy Moment

[bootymac]

The Hitler talk show was awesome, but my favourite scene was when Peter says "how did these get here?" and grabs his chin and puts them in his pants :laugh:

 

[Danman]

"WE WERE INVITED FOR PUNCH AND PIE!"

 

[Qwest]

the pilot episode that came on after the superbowl (1999?) when the kool-aid guy came crashing thru the courtroom. me and my friends knew we had a new favorite show on.

noteable 2nd, when peter flashes back to "the time that guy in the bike shop molested arnold in different strokes"

 

[purbeast0]

i love the part from the episode where Stewie is acting with that little girl, and the little girl says something that is supposed to be a joke, and then Stewie, in the most sarcastic tone possible, replies to her like "Oh, was that a joke? I think I get it ... you mean like ..." and goes on and on for like 20 seconds, just being such a smart ass with his sarcastic reply. that part is one of my favorite!

 

[Argo]

Peter: "Ok Lois, we can stay but when we get home I get anal!"
Lois looks scared
Peter: "Yes, no matter how clean the house is, I want you to clean it more"

 

[40Hands]

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

 

[Tylanner]

I forget the episode or the quote but:

Peter bad mouths the Network or cutting their budget or something and then as he walks out the door, its like 1fps and Peter moves like a stick figure lol. FUNNY!!!**888!!

 

[Nimloth]

mine is when he drives the car through a wall at a party

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

LOL!

 

[dum]

Tom Tucker: "And now here's Ollie Williams with the blackie weather forecast, Ollie"
Ollie: "IT'S GONN RAIN!"

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Peter find's out that Chris has a larger meat pipe than him and buys a long sports car, he pulls up to the guy in the little compact car and say "Hey..hey, when you pull that thing into the garage...does the garage say "is it in yet?..bwahahaahaaa"

 

[Chaotic42]

I like the German sausage stand.

 

[Gibson486]

"Move Lois, you're like a pillow"-Peter

The another good part is when Peter turns all girly and tries to breast feed stewey.

 

[Platypus]

not my favorite but 'krypton sucks' is a classic

 

[oogabooga]

Lois : "oh no!"
Meg : "Oh no!"
Brian : "oh no!"
Kool-Aid Man "OH YEA!!" .... *steps back outside"
( something like that, it was a good one )

I also enjoyed
"I miss my mom"
"I miss my nads"

 

[BrianA]

"I had sex with all these fish"

 

[Glitchny]

The episode when the family is being filmed for a reality tv shot and stewie is talking about girls and says "Wouldn't i be wonderful if I turned out gay?"

and have u all forgotten

"In Soviet Russia, Car Drives You!"

 

[Titan]

I wish I had no bones!

 

[tennisflip]

When Peter breast feeds Stewie.

 

[Achtung]

Brian: Remember that time you narrated your own life?
Peter: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. [Lois knocks Peter unconscious.] I woke several hours later in a daze."

 

[imported_digitalelegance]

Lois: "But the big meet is tomorrow and--"
Peter: "Did you just say 'big meat'?"

 

[jamesbond007]

Peter just caught a game ball and hands it to Stewie,
Stewie talking to boy next to him at baseball game,

Stewie: "Hey you there! I'll trade you this ball for your bat."
Boy: "OK!"
(they swap items)
Stewie swings and knocks the boy out and takes his ball back.
Stewie: "Now, what did you learn?"

 

[IAteYourMother]

When Peter gets filthy rich from inheritance

Stewie: "ring, ring, ring. You there, get me the wall street journal. You two, fight to the death"

Brian/ Seabreeze one:

Eisner: "Wow, the people look like ants from up here"
Bill Gates: "They are ants, Michale. THey ARE ants"

AND...

Peter: "You know, I always thought that... dogs... laid eggs. And I... learned something today."

 

[causearuckus]

"Tony Robbins Hungry!"

 

[ronin2kr6]

the one where they go to the amusement park and stewie goes to play the shoot a duck game with a shotgun. he shoots and goes flying out of the screen and comes running back and says,
"oh YESSSS!!"
"this is my rifle, this is my gun"
"this is for shooting, this is for fun!" (ala full metal jacket)

and yes stewie sucking on peters teet