Favorite Family Guy Moment

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I like the German sausage stand.

That's one of my favorites...for those of you that don't remember....

They're at the fair and there's 2 sausage stands.... One says, "German Sausages" and the other says, "Polish Sausages". The german looks around and sees that no one's paying attention....he clubs the polish guy running the other stand and changes the sign so both stands say, "German Sausages".

 

[SpazzyChicken]

Peter sitting in a job interview.........

Interviewer: "Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?"
Peter glances over at interviewer's desk and looks at family picture.
Peter Thinking: "Don't say doing your wife......don't say doing your wife........"


Peter: "Doin' your........son?"

 

[GiggityGiggity]

Forget which episode, but there's a 10 second commercial. Much like the diamond commercials of yore, you see two silhouettes one of a man one of a woman. The woman has a diamond engagement ring on. You slowly start to see the woman's head descend beyond the bottom of the frame and it cuts to this.....
"Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to"

I also just got a shirt with that exact quote on it this weekend

 

[KnickNut3]

The Yacov Smirnoff Navagation System:

"In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"

 

[kaizersose]

the one where stewie gets on an airplane..

guy in front of stewie: oh no, a baby (or something to that effect)
stewie: what was that? i was going to watch the in-flight movie but now your my bitch for the next four hours. Wah! Wah! i am inconsolable! Wah!

 

[Boot Weasel]

Originally posted by: ronin2kr6
the one where they go to the amusement park and stewie goes to play the shoot a duck game with a shotgun. he shoots and goes flying out of the screen and comes running back and says,
"oh YESSSS!!"
"this is my rifle, this is my gun"
"this is for shooting, this is for fun!" (ala full metal jacket)

and yes stewie sucking on peters teet

Do you remember which episode that was? I could've sworn I've seen every single one (I referenced the back of all of the DVDs), but I can't remember that line.

 

[MetalMat]

When Peter tries to go back in time by spinning around real fast, then just breaks everything in the room

 

[ronin2kr6]

boot, i dont remember off the top of y head but im thinking it was in season 2

 

[randal]

"Fat girls need love too ... but they gotta pay!"

 

[CChaos]

My favorite is Peter drunk so he can play piano, playing the "real slow walking away music" from the Incredible Hulk while Stewie does David Banner.

 

[edro]

Oh, I got another one!

They have a "flash back" of Einstein working at the Patent office, when a guy comes over holding a stack of papers that says "E=MC2"...saying he wants a patent. Einstein slams the window on his head and runs off with the stack of papers!

LOL

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: edro13
Oh, I got another one!

They have a "flash back" of Einstein working at the Patent office, when a guy comes over holding a stack of papers that says "E=MC2"...saying he wants a patent. Einstein slams the window on his head and runs off with the stack of papers!

LOL

What's even more funny is that you CAN'T patent E=MC2 hahahahah :laugh: (I'm such a nerd)

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
Lois : "oh no!"
Meg : "Oh no!"
Brian : "oh no!"
Kool-Aid Man "OH YEA!!" .... *steps back outside"
( something like that, it was a good one )

That was brilliant! Especially the after the Kool-Aid guy bursts through the wall says OH YEAH and then looks around at everyone looking at him.

Brilliant! I was laughing so hard the first time i saw that that i spilled my soda all over my bed and didn't even care.

 

[thedarkwolf]

When Peter has put love notes all over the city to keep Lois busy while Peter is playing golf. Louis is trying to figure out how to get a note that is stuck on the top of a flag pole and Chris starts rambling about how its easy using pullies and fulcrums and stuff and then bends over and runs head first into the pole and falls over unconscious.

 

[new2AMD]

Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm? I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll? Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm? Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.