Favorite Game Lines

[Red Storm]

Team Fortress 2. So many to list, but I'll just go with one.

(Spy dominating a Scout)

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin."

 

[nanobreath]

"Go for the eyes, Boo!" -Minsc

My very first thought as well. I don't think I ever got tired of his comments.

 

[AstroManLuca]

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
GO GO GO
I WILL DESTROY YOU
HOLD THE LINE
I WILL DESTROY YOU
YOU MUST DIE

Luckily, Bioware fixed this probl---ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
SCOPED AND DROPPED!
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY
THIS HURTS YOU SHEPARD
YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE
ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!
SCRATCH ONE

 

[Zenoth]

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
GO GO GO
I WILL DESTROY YOU
HOLD THE LINE
I WILL DESTROY YOU
YOU MUST DIE

Luckily, Bioware fixed this probl---ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
SCOPED AND DROPPED!
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY
THIS HURTS YOU SHEPARD
YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE
ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!
SCRATCH ONE

Thank you, sir, you made my day.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Duke Nukem = best by far
Shadow Warrior = 2nd best

Nothing else comes close.

 

[CU]

Warcraft II
"You never touch the other elves like that."
"Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!"
Others:
http://www.wowwiki.com/Quotes_of_Warcraft_II

Monter Truck Madness 2
Sliding on ice.
What's next a triple axle from a double axle.

 

[Rakewell]

Bioshock: Dr. Steinman.

"That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one... too symmetrical!"

 

[JujuFish]

I don't usually remember game lines, but here's a couple that stuck with me:

"I hate stairs"

"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."

 

[Jjoshua2]

The cake is a lie!

 

[Rakewell]

Oh, yeah.

BLOOD.

Any time the main character would sing showtunes to himself.

"It's the good.... ship... lollipop..."

 

[Via]

War.

War never changes.

 

[simonizor]

check me out everybody, I'm dancing, I'm dancing - Claptrap Boarderlands

Always gives me a chuckle

The second time I heard that I wanted to break his fucking wheel so he couldn't ever dance again.

 

[Worthington]

I'll second the Borderlands and Shadow Warrior votes.

I almost choked on my drink when Aveline said something to the effect of "it's too bad finding this book isn't as easy are you are" to Isabella (DA2).

 

[AstroManLuca]

War.

War never changes.

War... has changed.

 

[dpodblood]

Pretty much everything Wheatley says is Portal 2. Particularly the parts about "ooh that's jumping, you're jumping now." and "I'm going to try and manually override the wall."

 

[vshah]

You fight like a farmer!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

Look behind you! A three headed monkey!

 

[Necc]

well simply every warcraft 3 unit quotes are awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7C9rc6887s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhncDMIkqXQ&feature=related

 

[Arg Clin]

Lady Isolde: "May the maker go with you madam."
Morrigan: "I certainly hope not. That would be rather distracting."

(Dragon Age Origins)

 

[zinfamous]

The best game ever made, IMHO:

Planescape: Torment

ahhh. was so close to buying that when it was released on GoG. then put on sale....just. can't. pull. the/ trigger......

 

[Fenixgoon]

whoa! what can i do fer ya? </griswold>

too much baggage </warrior>

i gotta pawn some of this stuff </warrior>

ahhhh diablo1

 

[Karstein]

Hoagie: Laverne, what are you doing upstairs?
Laverne: Am I upstairs? I got lost.
Hoagie: Seen any tentacles?
Laverne: What's a tentacle?

DotT has a bunch of great moments.

 

[Elcs]

No-one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning.
Kharak is being consumed by a huge fireball. The scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit.
Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system... Not even beacons.

<needs no further explanation>

 

[DominionSeraph]

No-one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning.
Kharak is being consumed by a huge fireball. The scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit.
Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system... Not even beacons.

/tear

or:

 

[mingsoup]

No-one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning.
Kharak is being consumed by a huge fireball. The scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit.
Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system... Not even beacons.

<needs no further explanation>

Homeworld 1? Sorry, I'm not with it. But I'd like to be.

 

[MustangSVT]

zug zug.

"our base is under attack"

"we require more minerals"

anything from bauldurs gate. but more with boo and minsc.

Go-for-the-eyes-Boo