Favorite hand to hand weapon

[acemcmac]

You're going to get into a fight and you could probably win it without a weapon. Maybe you're sober and he's drunk? Either way, you really want to kick the crap out of this guy and you aren't worried about any legal ramifications (assume there will be none).

That said, let's say you can have any HAND TO HAND weapon you want. One caveat: don't ask for nunchuks if you can't use them. You are just going to get any weapon, not hte skill to use it.

I can't even begin to think of what would go good in a poll, so I'll make a poll in a little bit.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Trench spike or monk spade.

http://www.jbrucevoyles.com/kan/DCP_4628.JPG

 

[shortspanishguy]

Ill take Chuck Norris

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Carsomyr +6.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Since I actually have been trained with 'chucks, I'll take the pair laying about 10 feet behind me on my shelf.

 

[acemcmac]

I'm going for a tire iron or crowbar myself. Mabye a short sword.

 

[mugs]

mace

Edit: that sounded lame... I mean the ball on a chain with spikes, not the spray.

 

[So]

combat flashlight (with an Mp5 attached )

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Ill take Chuck Norris

Oh, ho! I'll then take . . ..

COKE!

I know you were waiting for "Bruce Lee", didn't you!? I used strategery my friend, to shatter your expectations!

Strategery FTW!

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: mugs
mace

Edit: that sounded lame... I mean the ball on a chain with spikes, not the spray.

:laugh:

 

[illusion88]

Mr. T pitties the fool who takes Chuck Norris.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Ill take Chuck Norris

Oh, ho! I'll then take . . ..

COKE!

I know you were waiting for "Bruce Lee", didn't you!? I used strategery my friend, to shatter your expectations!

Strategery FTW!

how about the duke nukem MIGHTY BOOT

 

[Saint Nick]

claymore or katana. i'm not an anime nerd.

 

[buzzsaw13]

I always thought scythes were badass

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Ill take Chuck Norris

2nd

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

I'm going to go with a tactical nuke. Sure, I and a few million other people may die, but that'll sure teach that guy that no one hits on my girl without paying for it.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Carsomyr +6.

YES!!!! and it has dispel magic on hit

 

[darkxshade]

The ladies should consider a purse.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
I'm going to go with a tactical nuke. Sure, I and a few million other people may die, but that'll sure teach that guy that no one hits on my girl without paying for it.

Meh, if you're going with nukes, then neutron bomb is the clear choice, since you can loot his wallet when you're done.

 

[AmdEmAll]

A rusted piece of wire would work good.

 

[DVad3r]

Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: mugs
mace

Edit: that sounded lame... I mean the ball on a chain with spikes, not the spray.

Like this one?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
I'm going to go with a tactical nuke. Sure, I and a few million other people may die, but that'll sure teach that guy that no one hits on my girl without paying for it.

Meh, if you're going with nukes, then neutron bomb is the clear choice, since you can loot his wallet when you're done.

in that case, i'll take anti-matter FTW, alex

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Eight ball in a sock (taken from real life experience)

do tell

 

[SinNisTeR]

Originally posted by: mugs
mace

Edit: that sounded lame... I mean the ball on a chain with spikes, not the spray.

I'll take the rapper..