I've lived near a pulp mill, I would take a sriracha factory any day of the week. I'm tired of people being whiny bitches. It's a fucking hot sauce factory, not a chemical weapons plant.
Although you reminded me of Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson's review of Dave's Insanity Sauce: (an amusing read, sorry for the archive link, it seems the original now requires a subscription)
"Help, quick Ive unscrewed the top on a ticking bomb"
http://web.archive.org/web/20100712...columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article6860067.ece