Favorite improvised weapons?

[LTC8K6]

Icepick or Louisville Slugger, aka Bud Nipper.

 

[Juddog]

Golf club, iron. I used to carry one around in my car, if cops asked about it I said I occasionally play miniature golf.

 

[nick1985]

Sock full of pennies

 

[surfsatwerk]

Donkey Punch

 

[IronWing]

Melee: Reading of the French existentialist movement

Projectile: Nihilist poetry

 

[Riverhound777]

Originally posted by: Balt

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Book, as used by Jason Bourne in one of the movies, hell even the magazine that he rolled up seemed pretty bad ass.

Damn, you stole mine. When I first saw that scene I started considering how heavy and sturdy a hardcover book is and realized it actually could be used as a pretty decent weapon.

How about the teacup from Riddick?

 

[Jeeebus]

I can't believe nobody has said this yet...

"Jackie Chan"

 

[AMCRambler]

Phone book. I love it when the good guy in an action flick grabs the closest thing to pummel the bad guy and it's a phone book.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: Balt

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Book, as used by Jason Bourne in one of the movies, hell even the magazine that he rolled up seemed pretty bad ass.

Damn, you stole mine. When I first saw that scene I started considering how heavy and sturdy a hardcover book is and realized it actually could be used as a pretty decent weapon.

How about the teacup from Riddick?

That is probably my favorite scene in any Vin Diesel movie.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Front bumper.

...still attached to a moving vehicle.

 

[phoenix79]

The .40 I carry concealed

oh, wait...

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Front bumper.

...still attached to a moving vehicle.

Faleh Hassan Almaleki agrees.

 

[Ruptga]

http://xkcd.com/444/

 

[Modelworks]

Some from a few episodes of life behind bars:
Newspaper rolled up so tight that it becomes hard and pointed enough to use as a shiv
Toothbrush handle rubbed against concrete to make it a sharp point
toothbrush handle melted with lighter and part of razor blade from disposable razor inserted into melted plastic
bones from food sharpened to make stabbing weapons - pork chop bones seem to be a favorite, one prison even stopped serving it for food
melting styrofoam cups and plastic from bags and throwing it on your target after lighting

 

[FoBoT]

chuck norris

 

[sdifox]

3-4 foot long stick. Preferably 2 of them.

 

[Fritzo]

frying pan- both a shield and a club.

 

[WT]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
chuck norris

Chuck adds weight, just use his boots instead (they've killed more than the Germans did in WWII, after all).

 

[xj0hnx]

Originally posted by: Balt

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Book, as used by Jason Bourne in one of the movies, hell even the magazine that he rolled up seemed pretty bad ass.

Damn, you stole mine. When I first saw that scene I started considering how heavy and sturdy a hardcover book is and realized it actually could be used as a pretty decent weapon.

They taught us that in advance hand to hand in the Army. The rolled up newspaper/magazine, and a plastic card (credit, driver license etc...) held high with about half and inch exposed can lacerate pretty good, and it isn't a clean cut. Awesome class, lots of fun, and you learn some interesting things about the human body and how to break it quickly.

 

[scott916]

A board with a nail in it or a sock with a cue ball in it. Extra points if it turns to dust after you get done kicking ass with it.

 

[NetWareHead]

Rolled up bar rag with a poll ball in it. Steven Seagal style

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[scott916]

Originally posted by: NetWareHead
Rolled up bar rag with a poll ball in it. Steven Seagal style

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That's the same movie where it turns to dust after he kicks all the ass, right? What was it called?

 

[LordMorpheus]

tube sock full of nickels.

 

[NetWareHead]

Originally posted by: scott916

Originally posted by: NetWareHead
Rolled up bar rag with a poll ball in it. Steven Seagal style

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That's the same movie where it turns to dust after he kicks all the ass, right? What was it called?

Turns to dust...not sure about that...but the mvie I was referencing is "Out for Justice"