Favorite IT buzz word?

[AFB]

So I have a second interview coming up next week and I'm looking for some buzz words to throw down if I'm in need.

Any suggestions?

I was thinking Web 3.140?

 

[ultimatebob]

You need the tool from this site!

The Web Economy BS generator!

 

[Goosemaster]

I had an interview today...technically yesterday

Just know what the hell you are talking abut is what I recommend...

on the other hand ...say NAC...and SOA.....and mention SPA...ERP.....10 times loudly during the interview...

They might turn on your though

 

[KLin]

Not really an IT buzzword but, ducks in a row.

 

[biggestmuff]

Legacy system.

 

[chuckywang]

We will sunset that application.

 

[kedlav]

we're fvcked?


That's our most common line in Operations. For help desk, its 'mother of god, three year olds know not to mix electronics and water...'

 

[ppdes]

BPEL and ESB are hot.

 

[IronWing]

Power standby mode.

 

[mcvickj]

Not even close to my favorite but Web 2.0 seems to be all the rage right now.

 

[SoLiDus88]

AJAX

 

[her209]

PC Load Letter

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Legacy system.

ftw!
i use it at work all the time and they all think im smart (im IT support at a school)

 

[dwell]

Paradigm
Synergy
Refactor

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Chris
Paradigm
Synergy
Refactor

None of those are specific to IT.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: her209
PC Load Letter

WTF does that mean?

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: her209
PC Load Letter

Hahahaha...I'm watchin that movie now....

 

[IronWing]

Solutions - Crap your company doesn't need

Enterprise Solutions - really expensive crap your company doesn't need

IT Security - You've just handed management of your entire company over to some bitchy nazi in IT. The IT folks now have veto power over all decisions.

IT Security, def ii - All that silly crap employees have to defeat to get solitare reloaded on their computers

Innovation Driven - Lack of business model

Performance Driven - Corporate re-invention of communist central planning. Unachievable goals are declared by executives, mid-level managers pretend to achieve them, executives get bonuses.

Customer Service - phone tree

Focused Customer Service - phone tree w/ ads

Green Computing - The new Enterprise Solution that'll be in the landfill in three years now ships in corn starch based packing peanuts.

Greening the Enterprise - Send out fifty million flyers, printed with soy ink, extolling the virtues of your company for switching to a Green Enterprise Solution.

Power Management - Move the noisy server away from the manager's office.

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Chris
Paradigm
Synergy
Refactor

They'll just think you're talking about speakers.

 

[NGC_604]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Solutions - Crap your company doesn't need

Enterprise Solutions - really expensive crap your company doesn't need

IT Security - You've just handed management of your entire company over to some bitchy nazi in IT. The IT folks now have veto power over all decisions.

IT Security, def ii - All that silly crap employees have to defeat to get solitare reloaded on their computers

Innovation Driven - Lack of business model

Performance Driven - Corporate re-invention of communist central planning. Unachievable goals are declared by executives, mid-level managers pretend to achieve them, executives get bonuses.

Customer Service - phone tree

Focused Customer Service - phone tree w/ ads

Green Computing - The new Enterprise Solution that'll be in the landfill in three years now ships in corn starch based packing peanuts.

Greening the Enterprise - Send out fifty million flyers, printed with soy ink, extolling the virtues of your company for switching to a Green Enterprise Solution.

Power Management - Move the noisy server away from the manager's office.

LOL

 

[Corbett]

I cant believe nobody has said it yet!....


CYA!

 

[lokiju]

Synergy

I actually had a company with that name contact me the other day!

So tired of that one.

Sure it's not IT specific but I hear it to much.

 

[cjgallen]

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