Favorite lines(lyrics) from songs

[styrafoam]

Its the best
beats the rest
cellular, modular, interactiveodular.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone

Traditional folk lyric of the internet

 

[renz20003]

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Bloodhound Gang - A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Baby, take a real good look at my face
Cuz honey, it just might be the last time

- Prince

 

[lxskllr]

The priest wore black on the seventh day
And sat stone-faced while the building burned
I waited for you on the running boards
Near the cypress trees, while the springtime turned
Slowly into autumn

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