Favorite movie one-liners?

[SunnyD]

"Okay... okay, okay okay... " - Joe Pesci, Lethal Weapon something or other

"Allo. My name is Indego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet

"I didn't have to miss." - Andre the Giant, Princess Bride

"I wonder if he's using the same wind we're using." - Mandy Patenkin, Princess Bride

"You fell victim to the second most famous blunder of all time! The first of course is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line... HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! (Drops dead)" - The Sicillian, Princess Bride

"Go away or I'll call the brute squad!"
"I'm on the brute squad."
"You ARE the brute squad. Come on in." - Billy Crystal & Andre the Giant, Princess Bride

"Did NASA find something growing on Uranus?" - Bear, Armageddon

"Get off the nuclear warhead!" - Armageddon

"He's dead, Jim." - Bones, any episode of or Star Trek Movie.

 

[sxftdeep]

"You hungry girl?"

"Fuck you awesome dude!"

Half Baked.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Broken Arrow:
"Please do not shoot at the thermonuclear device."

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
"Okay... okay, okay okay... " - Joe Pesci, Lethal Weapon something or other

"Allo. My name is Indego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet

It has go back a page.

Nathan

 

[sxftdeep]

"Allo. My name is Indego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

What move is this from? It sounds familiar.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Originally posted by: anxi80
is kinda of a one-liner...but doesnt have the same effect without the setup...

norman stansfield: bring me everyone.
benny: what do you mean "everyone" ?
norman stansfield: everrrrrrrryyyyyooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honorable mention... (not exactly a quip either, but a great line nonetheless)

/q]

best movie ever

 

[WHipLAsh13]

Hell I'd Piss on a spark plug if it would do any good--- Wargames.

 

[feelingshorter]

"My precious!"

 

[Ausm]

Make my Day- Clijnt Eastwood in Dirty Harry


Sysadmin

 

[Rob9874]

From Orgazmo:
Are you a superhero?
No, I'm a Mormon.

 

[SoyBoy004]

Originally posted by: mattlear
"I'm your huckleberry..." Doc Holliday - Tombstone



GREAT ONE!

 

[milehigh]

Can you describe the ruckus? (breakfast club)

 

[WHipLAsh13]

Originally posted by: milehigh
Can you describe the ruckus? (breakfast club)

Oh lots from that movie

Neo Maxie Zun Dweebie
So its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?
Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
You're right. Its wrong to destroy literature. Its so fun to read. And Mo-Lay really pumps my knads.

 

[rudder]

English mother f#$ker do you speak it?!!!!?!?

Thats some f#$#ked up repugnant s@#t. A little better soundboard

 

[Brutuskend]

"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!"

(since english motherfvcker, do you speak it? has been taken...)

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: WHipLAsh13

Originally posted by: milehigh
Can you describe the ruckus? (breakfast club)

Oh lots from that movie

Neo Maxie Zun Dweebie
So its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?
Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
You're right. Its wrong to destroy literature. Its so fun to read. And Mo-Lay really pumps my knads.

"Suuuuuuuue-shee?"

"Can I eat?"

"I don't know - give it a try."

 

[xboxist]

The Chronicles of Riddick: "I'm going to kill you with my teacup."

The Shawshank Redemption: "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'..." (I think that's the exact quote anyway)

 

[djplayx714]

"Thats not pudding, thats mayonnaise." - Notting Hill

"Boards dont hit back!" - Enter the Dragon

"What about that floating pig outside?" "That's a government pig!" - Invader Zim

 

[Turfzilla]

"F*ckin Chuck Norris..." Dodgeball

 

[sixone]

So what color is the boathouse at Hereford? How the fnck should I know?

 

[Ballistic223]

"Good, Bad, I'm the one with the shotgun" Army of Darkness

 

[Feldenak]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." - The Graduate

"No. No booze. Sex. I want sex." - M*A*S*H

 

[CountZero]

Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

-Trainspotting

I kick a$$ for the lord!

Your mom ate my dog

-Dead Alive (a zombie movie directed by Peter Jackson for those that didn't know)

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"I'll be back!"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it"

A few classics.

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Oh man, total classic from Clint Eastwood!

Mine: SAY HALLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! -Pacino, Scarface

U FCKED LUMBERGH???!! -Livington, Office Space

My fav Fight Club quotes:

1) "The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything."
2) "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile."
3) "Fck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man."

I thought the first rule of fight club was that you don't talk about fight club!

Pulp Fiction:
If you don't like my scary answers, one should cease asking me scary question

 

[dr150]

"It's better to burn out than fade away."

"You're ego is writing check your body can't cash"

"How would you like to earn a dollar....the hard way?"

"F*ck you very much"