Favorite movie one-liners?

[JackHomer]

Originally posted by: sixone
So what color is the boathouse at Hereford? How the fnck should I know?

Is that from Ronin?

this one has probably been posted but here i go anyway...

"Its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses, Hit It!!"

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: JackHomer

Originally posted by: sixone
So what color is the boathouse at Hereford? How the fnck should I know?

Is that from Ronin?

this one has probably been posted but here i go anyway...

"Its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses, Hit It!!"

Yes, the first quote is from Ronin.

 

[Grimbones]

"back to you, Fvckers!"

 

[resinboy]

ok, I am a diehard Babylon-5 fan, so here's a good one:
(John Sheridan) "Truth is a 3 edged sword: your version, their version, and the truth that lies somewhere in between".

1 from Predator: " you're bleeding man!", ( Jesse Ventura)" I don't have time to bleed".
1 from ( I think) Commando : " You're a funny guy Dylan, that's why I'll kill you last!"

 

[allisolm]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy!

Help! I'm being repressed! and all the others...swallow...elderberries...shrubbery...knights... .

Blasphemy! Oh, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that!

I'm older and have more insurance. (Fried Green Tomatoes)

 

[mugs]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." - The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

 

[biostud]

.....now watch my drive. G. W. Bush. -Fahrenheit 9/11

 

[BeauJangles]

A few from lock stock and two smoking barrels:

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Nick the Greek: I'll need a sample.
Tom: Ahh, no can do I'm afraid.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Bacon: Buy 'em, you'd better bloody buy 'em. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for. And you can't get them again - they've changed the bloody locks.

Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Swag1138
Shrek had my favorite one liner bad joke moment Ive seen in years.

Ugly Step-Sister: (to donkey, as a horse) Hey, why the long face?



Bond: (after watching attempted assassin fall into bath tub with a pluged in fan) Shocking.

Did you know Larry King was her voice? That's funny in itself!!!!


Anyway, Jack Nicholson in the original Batman movie:

Alicia Hunt (to Jack looking in mirror straightening tie)- You look fine...

Jack Napier- I didn't ask.

 

[Easygoing]

"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

 

[ZeroEffect]

"It's a tightrope Spud... it's a fvcking tightrope!"

 

[ZeroEffect]

"Everybody be cool... you BE COOL."

From Dusk Till Dawn - Seth Geko

 

[huesmann]

Every line in The Princess Bride is a good one.

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy
Teddy KGB: "The Ace, could not have helped you."
Mike: "You're right teddy, the ace didnt help me. (pause) I flopped the nut straight."

Rounders

"you beat me, you beat me straight up, pay that man his money"

 

[Bryophyte]

But donkeys don't have sleeves!

 

[Turfzilla]

I feel the need... The need for speed. - Top Gun

 

[GasX]

I am not sure most people know what constitues a one-liner...

 

[ZeroEffect]

"No time for love Mr. Jones" - CLERKS

"You've svcked 31 dicks!?" - CLERKS

 

[ZeroEffect]

sh*t, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise...

Reservoir Dogs - Mr. White

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
from ghostbusters (probably slightly off but you get the gist):

"d!ckless over here shut down the containment unit"
mayor: "is this right?"
bill murray:"yes, its true. this man has no d!ck"

That one was hilarious.

The Thing:

Childs: You're gonna have to sleep sometime, MacCready.
MacReady: I'm a real light sleeper, Childs.

Childs: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit.
Palmer: Childs, it happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the sky like flies. Government knows all about it, right, Mac?
Childs: You believe any of this voodoo bullshit, Blair?
Palmer: Childs, Childs, Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know.

Childs: "You?re a dead man, MacReady! Or a dead whatever-the-hell-you-are!"

MacReady: "Coz it's different than us, see? Coz it's from outer space. I dunno know. What do you want from me?"

Nauls: I cut him loose. I cut him loose.
Childs: hehe, we'll let'em freeze to death.
Windows: What if we're wrong?
Childs: Then we're wrong!

Bit Trouble in Little China:

Jack Burton: What is that stuff?
Egg Shen: It is black blood of earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: No, I mean black blood of earth.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!

Jack Burton: and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack Burton: or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh.
Wang Chi: Jack...
Jack Burton; What, I'm supposed to believe this shit?!?!

Jack Burton: What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means.

 

[SuperTool]

You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh!t, and Jack just left town.
Army of Darkness

 

[biostud]

Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

No, have you?

-Aliens

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: anxi80
is kinda of a one-liner...but doesnt have the same effect without the setup...

norman stansfield: bring me everyone.
benny: what do you mean "everyone" ?
norman stansfield: everrrrrrrryyyyyooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honorable mention... (not exactly a quip either, but a great line nonetheless)

Hell of a movie, hell of a movie...

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: eelw
"INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!"

"I don't think that word means what you think it means."

from the princess bride. its totally innocent..

LMAO. That went totally over your head.

shush i realized that/fixed my post

-Vivan

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Jules(after shooting flock of seagulls): Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
-Pulp Fiction

Vincent: Oh man I just shot Marvin in the face.
-Pulp Fiction

Jimmie: It ain't there cause storing dead n*ggers ain't my fvcking business!
-Pulp Fiction

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
-Pulp Fiction

Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fvck you.
-Pulp Fiction

yeah that was a good movie