Favorite movie one-liners?

[Excelsior]

"This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin" - Duncan in Some Kind of Wonderful.

 

[Judgement]

I wish more of you would name the movie you pulled the quote from Go back and edit it in!

 

[Iron Woode]

"Well, I'm all broke up about that man's rights." - Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

"When I see a naked man chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-*n, I don't think he's collecting for the Red Cross." - Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

"Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Niks, Hebs, Fat Dagos, awesome people, Honkies, Chinks, you name it. Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics." - Dirty Harry

"Its a trap!" - Mon Calamari, SWEP6: Return of The Jedi

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting." - Tuco, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

 

[bubbers214]

"There WAS nothing wrong with it, until that no-talent a$$ clown started winning grammys"
"PC Load Letter, What the fvck does that mean!?"
-Office Space

 

[wkabel23]

Van Wilder - "Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards."
Office Space - "You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright. "

 

[Blain]

"King Kong ain't got sh!t on me" * Training Day - 2001

 

[Schadenfreude]

In the event of premature ejaculation, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with . . . BIG JIM SLADE! Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world . . . and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

Kentucky Fried Movie

 

[chr6]

mi scuzi.

 

[KLin]

Thank you, Sir. Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, ?Does this taste funny to you?? How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it. What a brunette between two blondes? Translator. You know why blind people don?t like to skydive? It scares their dogs. A man with dementia is driving on the freeway. His wife calls him on the phone and says: ?Sweetheart, I heard there?s someone driving the wrong way on the freeway.? He says, ?One? There?s hundreds!? What?s silent, smells like worms? Bird farts. There must have been an engineer who's designed the human body. Who else put a waste-processing next to a recreation area? A woman goes to a doctor?s office. The doctor says, ?Mind if I numb your breasts?? ?Not at all.? ?Num, num, num, num, num.? One did it, Sir.


-Robin Williams, Bicentennial Man

 

[scauffiel]

"I find your lack of faith... Disturbing..." - Darth Vader, Star Wars

 

[Rudee]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" Jaws (1975)


Roy Scheider's character is busy throwing blobs of bloody chum into the water to attract the killer shark. Suddenly, the huge great white pops up to eat some of it while he's in mid-throw simultaneously scaring the crap out of Schieder and the audience. As he walks to the captain in shock, he utters the classic line.

 

[wkabel23]

Originally posted by: chr6
mi scuzi.

ahahahaha, those scenes were hilarious

 

[orky56]

Just when I thought you couldn't do anything dumber, you do something like this... and completely redeem yourself!"

"I want to make love to a school boy!"

 

[mattgyver]

Well since it has to be one line:

"IN A ROW??"


Clerks

 

[mobile316]

"Thank you very little!"

- Chevy Chase, Caddyshack

 

[pookie69]

Originally posted by: K1052
"See you at the party, Richter!!!"

LOL >>> i cracked up as soon as i saw that.

But i do believe Arnie pronounces that >>>

"see you at da pardy, Ricktor"

 

[CrazyApe]

Originally posted by: Amused
"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where's the Tylenol?"

Well Done!!

 

[GTaudiophile]

From The Rock:

You're best. Losers always wine about their best. Winners go home and fvck the prom queen!

From Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . .
Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

And do I need to even mention the title?

No, I am your father...Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has forseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me, it is the only way.

 

[MechJinx]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" :thumbsup:

 

[lozina]

"By God, I'm hit. Lord have mercy. Burns like hellfire! You son of a bitch. I'm gonna have to kill somebody now"

-Billy Bob Thornton in Dead Man

 

[FFactory0x]

I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha, ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'. Ha ha ha!!

 

[blackdogdeek]

"baby, you got real ugly" - army of darkness

"if it bleeds, we can kill it" - predator

"excuse me while i whip this out" - blazing saddles

"i take my coffee black...like my men" - airplane

 

[Lothar1974]

Girl Scouts, I took to boxes! -Ford Fairlane
Allllrighttty then -Ace Ventura
Fly fat @ss fly -Mallrats
I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend! -Spaceballs
It's in the hole! -Caddy Shack
You just hit that guy! He shouldn't have been standing there. -Happy Gilmore
My girlfriends dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. -Happy Gilmore
Remember, your a Melon! -Back to School
It's OK, I'm a doctor! Bergis Meredith /Grumpy Old Men

 

[fsstrike]

Mmmmm hmmm, this is a tasty burger

 

[EngenZerO]

"Realy Realy Realy Good Looking" - Zoolander