You and I, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master, and he's a lunatic and he's ungrateful. There's nothing we can do about it. You and I, we're the same.
-- Under Siege
Those of you lucky enough to still be alive may take your lives and go. But leave your limbs behind. They belong to me now.
-- The Bride, Kill Bill
They were in Vietnam. They were in the Persian Gulf. And now they're in the bathroom.
-- Nick, Forever Knight (TV series)
Hell is just a word. The reality is much, much worse.
-- Dr. Weir, Event Horizon
Call me Snake.
-- Escape from NY.
The United States is a non-smoking nation. No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women -- unless you're married -- no foul language, no red meat!
-- Malloy, Escape from LA
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
-- Agent Rogersz, Repo Man
Only death cures stupidity.
-- Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop
Anyone who can swallow two snoballs and a dingdong shouldn't have any trouble with pride.
-- Can't Stop the Music
Kill him a lot.
-- Amilyn, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, goddammit! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me!
-- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
-- Clerks
This job would be great if it weren't for the customers
-- Clerks
You do not win the race on the first lap, but on the last
-- Ben-Hur
A hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away everything he's got. Everything he's ever going to be.
-- Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
-- Kobayashi, The Usual Suspects
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist. And just like that... he's gone.
-- The Usual Suspects
I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
-- Silence of the Lambs
Life is pain...anyone who says differently is selling something.
-- Dread Pirate Roberts
"So you're going to throw me in the water and see if I can swim?"
"Oh, no. We're going to toss you off a cliff and see if you can fly"
-- The Big Kahuna