Favorite movie one-liners?

[NTB]

dang, this thing is still floating around?

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Not anything from a movie - I'm serious. I thought this thread died a while ago. This is cool

Nate

 

[Twofootputt]

How'd you get this job? Isn't caddying skilled labor for an Italian?

Rodney in Caddyshack

2nd prize

I picked a bad week to quit doing amphetamines.

Lloyd Bridges in Airplane

 

[bbkat]

"EAT ME!" - Gingerbread Man

 

[wilnbrow]

Stop being such a fa**ot, you're in the back seat.

in the cab beginning of Old School

 

[CheetahMk2]

"The way I figure it, a man's either got to get busy living or get busy dying."
Shawshank Redemption

 

[MrMaster]

Where' the white women at?

 

[futuristicmonkey]

Everyone's got to make a living, even if it means making a killing. -Hit Man advertisement

 

[Robor]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin'" - The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[MechJinx]

Ferris Buehler, you're my hero!

 

[JonathanYoung]

"I liked him better *before* he died!"

Dr. McCoy on Spock from Star Trek, either IV or V.

 

[andy2812]

"Well I got her number...how about them apples"

 

[Genesys]

hold on to yer butts. - mr arnold whilest rebooting the unix mainframe
are you afraid of zee germans? - turkish while asking tommy wtf is in his belt
when the pirates of the caribean broke down, they didn't eat the tourists. - ian when talking about the bad of jp

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
"Realy Realy Realy Good Looking" - Zoolander

It's "really really ridiculously good looking" ...

 

[MAME]

remember sammy jankins

 

[Iron Woode]

"body like stone. mind like meatloaf"

 

[zerocool1]

Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
(cornelius or what ever the narrator's name is)What?
Tyler: Being clever?

Fight club what a wonderful movie. I should watch it again, maybe tomorrow.

 

[nan0bug]

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!!
Dead Alive

 

[yhelothar]

"You stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey" *gobble *gobble
liar liar

 

[zmatrix]

Once again, Things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY! - Robbie/Wedding singer

They're break-dance fighting. - Mugatu/Zoolander

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. Derek/Zoolander

Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it. Bathroom attendant/Hot Chick

Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you! TJ Hicks/Deuce Bigalow

 

[chr6]

Originally posted by: MechJinx
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" :thumbsup:

rofl

 

[Trimper]

read below:

 

[CurtisEbear]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning ! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like...victory." -- Kilgore/apocalypse now

"They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!" -rocco/boondock saints

"There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?" -- boondock saints

(after being told radio frequency is for emergency use only) "No fvcking sh!t lady, do I sound like i'm ordering a pizza? -- mcclane/die hard

 

[tboo]

Jaws: "We're going to need a bigger boat"

 

[chr6]

just saw spiderman 2.

'you can't get off if you don't get on, peter.' -mj, talking about her relationship with peter