Ken: He came at me with a bottle. What are you gonna do? I shot him down.
Ray: Hmm. In my book, though, sorry, someone comes at you with a bottle, that is a deadly weapon, he's gotta take the consequences.
Ken: I know that in my heart. I also know that he was just trying to protect his brother, you know?
Ray: I know. But a bottle,that can kill you. It's a case of it's you or him. If he'd come at you with his bare hands, that'd be different. That wouldn't have been fair.
Ken: Well, technically, your bare hands can kill somebody, too. They can be deadly weapons, too. I mean, what if he knew karate, say?
Ray: You said he was a lollipop man.
Ken: He was a lollipop man.
Ray: What's a lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate?
Ken: I'm just saying.
Ray: How old was he?
Ken: About 50.
Ray: What's a 50-year-old lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate? What was he, a Chinese lollipop man?
John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
[starts walking away]
Jeremy Grey: Team player!
Dick Ritchie: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?
Clarence Worley: Nope. Tell me.
Dick Ritchie: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot.
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
B.B.: You stomped on Mommy?
Bill: Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B.: Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
Bill: No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B.: What happened?
Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Originally posted by: presidentender
Laugh-a-while you can, Monkey Boy!
Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: Gothgar
Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots,
or just five?" Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself.
Now, since this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world,
and since it can blow your head clean off, the question you have to ask
yourself is "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
winnar
since clint eastwood is a complete badass, here's another:
"You just shot an un-armed man!"
"He should've armed himself."
Originally posted by: Anubis
this sequence is one of my faves
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: Gothgar
Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots,
or just five?" Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself.
Now, since this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world,
and since it can blow your head clean off, the question you have to ask
yourself is "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
winnar
since clint eastwood is a complete badass, here's another:
"You just shot an un-armed man!"
"He should've armed himself."
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Wayyy to difficult to narrow it down to one quote. Heck, I can't even narrow it down to one movie. One of my favorite movies - Princess Bride:
lolOriginally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.." - Governator .... Pumping Iron
Hahahaha, shit I cannot remember what movie that's from but I know I've seen it (multiple times) before.Originally posted by: BUTCH1
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS"..