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Originally posted by: Furyline
EE prof asking class a question:
"OK, what is a reasonable value for gm?"
Nobody answers
"Come on, it is okay, just somebody give me a value."
student, gingerly: "um... fifty?"
prof: "FIFTY?!?!?!!!!??"
Originally posted by: eleison
me: "I'm so tired.. thanks for holding these office hrs..."
physics prof: "no problem.. glad to help students.."
me: "yea, its hard to pay attention to the lectures in the morning, I've been only getting 3hrs of sleep for the past few days.."
prof: "thats not a lot of sleep.."
me: "yea, out of curiosity, being a professor, how much sleep do professors get?"
prof: "I'm not quite sure. I haven't slept since I was 15."
Found out later that he had some kind of disorder... but he was very intelligent... strange; this was at UIUC @champaign/urbana..
Originally posted by: eleison
me: "I'm so tired.. thanks for holding these office hrs..."
physics prof: "no problem.. glad to help students.."
me: "yea, its hard to pay attention to the lectures in the morning, I've been only getting 3hrs of sleep for the past few days.."
prof: "thats not a lot of sleep.."
me: "yea, out of curiosity, being a professor, how much sleep do professors get?"
prof: "I'm not quite sure. I haven't slept since I was 15."
Found out later that he had some kind of disorder... but he was very intelligent... strange; this was at UIUC @champaign/urbana..
Originally posted by: YoungGun21
Originally posted by: eleison
me: "I'm so tired.. thanks for holding these office hrs..."
physics prof: "no problem.. glad to help students.."
me: "yea, its hard to pay attention to the lectures in the morning, I've been only getting 3hrs of sleep for the past few days.."
prof: "thats not a lot of sleep.."
me: "yea, out of curiosity, being a professor, how much sleep do professors get?"
prof: "I'm not quite sure. I haven't slept since I was 15."
Found out later that he had some kind of disorder... but he was very intelligent... strange; this was at UIUC @champaign/urbana..
Little repetitive? lol
What did you major in there? I'm still in HS but I'm really hoping to go there. I will probably go chemical engineering.
Oh yea and these quotes are freaking hilarious!
Originally posted by: moshquerade
My Sociology Prof: "Everything relates back to sex, Everything. Every commercial that has ever been made has sexual references and undertones."
This guy made me feel more uncomfortable with every class, because HE related EVERYTHING to sex.
Yes, some lady in the class said, "That's "pear-a-dime".Instructor reading from book, "...and that is a pear-uh-dig-um."
You guys realize that you are eating fireman Smith's shit right now.