Favorite Simpsons Quote(s)??

[levarcapricorn]

hey i know there are tons of simpsons fans on this board as there are tons of simpsons fans worldwide.
im just curious to know some of your favorite quotes from throughout the years.
i have so many favorites its hard to pick even 10.
"homerclese cares not for beans."
"it tastes like burning."
just a couple of my favorites

 

[minendo]

Florida, but that's America's wang.

 

[CalamitousSoul]

DOH

 

[punkrawket]

"No Beer and No TV make Homer something something." - Homer
"Go crazy?" - Marge
"DON'T MIND IF I DO" - Homer

"My son is not a communist, he may be a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star." - Grampa Simpson

 

[N8Magic]

"I'm a maniac... maniac, that's for surrrrrrrrre!"
- Groundskeeper Willy.

(you have to have seen the episode to know what i'm talking about.)

 

[Pundit]

Save me, Jebus!

 

[TheVrolok]

"Mr. Burns you really impress me, and I'm not easily impressed. ... Oh! A blue car!!"

 

[peto]

Homer rejecting an idea to visit Canada...

"Why should we leave America to visit America Jr.?"

 

[XZeroII]

"Most kids nowadays don't know where Canada is" -Someone
Homer: "Anyone can miss Canada...all tucked away way down there..."


When talking about how to save money...
Bart: "I'll take up smoking, and give that up!"
Homer: "I'm proud of you son. Giving up smoking is the hardest thing you'll ever do. Here's a dollar."
Lisa: "But he didn't DO anything!!!"
Homer: "Didn't he Lisa?"
Homer: "Wait! He didn't!" takes dollar back


Not sure exactly how this one goes, but I'll give it a shot...
Troy McClure: "You can see how The Simpsons have evolved from a drunken scribble by Matt Groening to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows that wacky adventures they'll have from now until the time when the show becomes unprofitable."

See sig for one more...

 

[CKDragon]

HOMER: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

CK

 

[StinkyMeat]

These are pretty good...

 

[sitka]

Milhouse: ...you remember Alf. Well he's back, in Pog form.

 

[littlezipp]

"I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T DOH
S-M-A- DOH

 

[StinkyMeat]

<< "I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T DOH
S-M-A- DOH >>



I am so smart,
I am so smart,
S-M-R-T
I mean S-M-A-R-T.

You're not so smart if you couldn't get that quote correct

 

[Orsorum]

"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

 

[mattyrug]

ohhhh, 20 dollars, but I wanted a peanut.......

 

[Aquaman]

<< "I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T DOH
S-M-A- DOH >>



DITTO

Cheers.
Aquaman

 

[Orsorum]

"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"

I wanted to email this to a girl after I broke up with her... decided it probably wouldn't be the best thing to do.

 

[Kwatt]

"They don't fit":Q

As he tried the gloves on in front of the jury.




















































OOPS

Wrong Simpson

 

[Dudd]

Bart (to fellow special ed student): "Why are you here?"
Other student (very slowly): "I'm from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?"

 

[gump47371]

Best one ever:

Homer: "Lisa, just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't UNDERSTAND."

Homer (as a food critic): "Sure, it's not bad, if lasagna is Italian for A PILE OF PUKE!" (Think I got that one right)

See sig for one more good one.


By far the best show ever, with Ray running a close second.

 

[Anubis]

homer
"ahh they have the internet on computers now"

 

[deftron]

Judge : Homer Simpson, I find you guilty.
Homer : Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.


and



Ned : Hello, my name is Ned Flanders. Friends call me Ned.
Homer : Hello Flanders!

 

[rival]

TESTING!!@$!

when bart hooks up all the megaphones at the police station...KABLAM!@$!

 

[Skinner2]

This be the best one ever:

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- Homer