Favorite Simpsons Quote(s)??

[punkrawket]

<< Also, who remembers the one where Lenny and Karl are talking about the registered mail, and giving each other high fives? >>

LOL... that's a good one

Sending out some registered mail?
You bet.
Alright.
*High Five*

or something like that

 

[NoReMoRsE]

Dr. Hibbert: Anything I would give you would just be a placebo.
Misc. Person 1: WHERE CAN WE GET SOME OF THESE PLACEBOS?!
Misc. Person 2: MAYBE THERE'S SOME IN THIS TRUCK!

(Mob overturns truck, killer bees fly out)
(Misc. Person 2 eats a bee)

Misc. Person 2: I'm cured! I mean ow!

 

[Pastfinder]

See Sig. AIM me if you want a soundboard full of Abe Simpson quotes.
AIM Handle = IronChefUNC

 

[falias]

Oooo! Floor pie!

and

Mmmmmm.....delicious memo.....

 

[SWirth86]

<< Dr. Hibbert: Anything I would give you would just be a placebo.
Misc. Person 1: WHERE CAN WE GET SOME OF THESE PLACEBOS?!
Misc. Person 2: MAYBE THERE'S SOME IN THIS TRUCK!

(Mob overturns truck, killer bees fly out)
(Misc. Person 2 eats a bee)

Misc. Person 2: I'm cured! I mean ow! >>


lol thats a good one.

when Flanders is driving away from Homer

Maude: Go Faster Neddy!
Flanders: I cant! Its a Geo!

 

[heartsurgeon]

"sweet sweet beer!"

 

[FSUpaintball]

too many to choose from. Here's a good one from this past season, I think:



Marge: "Homer, we need to talk."

H: "So.... wanna talk about sports?...........or bigamy?"

"Bigamy"


"Not a sports fan, eh?"

 

[calvinbiss]

this might be not right, as i haven;t seen this episode in forever:

Homer: "Awww, how could i ever be mad at you sandwich?"
speaking to the party sub as he pulls it out of the garbage can, all purple with mushrooms growing on it. it had made him deathly ill a few days before and Marge had to secretly throw it away.

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Karl: "Whatsa matter Homer, haven't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?"
as Homer dreams of the new girl at work.

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Homer: "I'm not NOT licking toads."
to Bart on phone with red toad in hand as his pupils become very dilated.

 

[ivol]

Homer consoling Bart - "There there boy, shut up"

Homer - "Marge, I don't think anything I've ever said is wrong" <--Funnier when you see it.

 

[calvinbiss]

Marge, looking out window at Bart: "There is something so unwholesome aobut flying a kite at night."
Bart, looking up thru window at Marge, in a erie tone "Hi Mother."
Homer: "Yeah, and Lisa's perpetual motion machine just keeps going faster and faster!"
with machine on his lap.
Lisa walks by- Homer, screaming at her: "in this house, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMO-DYNAMICS!"

 

[bigben]

"but I thought it was the weiner?!"

 

[MereMortal]

Homer [trying a Red Tick Beer]: "Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on."
[Cut away to the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the beer vat]
Man [takes a sip from vat]: "Hmm... Needs more dog."


Homer [on phone]: "Selma my dear, how are ya? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh... listen, shut up for a second."


Mr. Burns: "You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly!"
[Mr. Burns and Smithers laugh]
[*a pig flies by*]
Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?"
Mr. Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not."

 

[XZeroII]

<< Also, who remembers the one where Lenny and Karl are talking about the registered mail, and giving each other high fives?
Anyone remember the quotes? >>



Carl (to Lenny): Sendin' some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it
Carl: I think I might send some out tomorrow
Lenny: I hear that
Both shrug and walk away.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

Look, its Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[djheater]

My favorite is the whole Moe vs. Lie Detector from "Who Shot Mr. Burns" I'm to lazy to type it out but it's funny as hell.

 

[gtsukada]

"But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills.....you're from
two different worlds.....
ooohhh, I've wasted my life."

 

[CStroman]

"Das ist nicht eine Boobie!!"

-Hitler

 

[reitz]

"But Homer, you can't let one bad experience scare you away from a drug."

-Dr. Hibbert

 

[thraashman]

In the episode milhouse's parents are separating. Milhouse is talking to Kerney on the bus.

Milhouse - So I guess I'm not alone.
Kerney - You'll do fine, my divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
Kerney's Son - I sleep in a drawer.

or

Homer is praying to what appears to be a speaker in the ceiling and calling it God.

Marge - That's not God, it's just a waffle Bart threw up there.
(knocks down waffle with a broomstick and Homer catches it and takes a bite)
Homer - Mmmmmmmm ........ sacrilicious.

 

[RalphWiggum]

Is it time for the Favorite Simpsons Quote thread again? Here are some of mines...

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer.
We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He <is> coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle] [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,
but the answer is no!



Mr. Burns: Look at him, strutting around like hes cock of the walk! Well, he's cock of nothing!


Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

 

[DaLeroy]

The one where Homer has BBQ and Barney walks in with a keg and Homer goes "Wow Barney, you brought a whole keg to the party" Barney" Yeah, where do I fill it up?"