Favourite Bible Passage?

[Azraele]

Common, but my favorite:

The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Ludicris 13:95 Don't thoueth spaim on thy neighbor's wife for thou shalt be smited greatly. -amen

 

[Red Squirrel]

"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." Romans 6:23

I don't know if it's really my favorite, I can't really pick just one, but I really like this one as it bluntly tells us the reality of sin, but also tells us we have hope. Just need to accept the gift.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Rev 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Ecclesiastes 3:1

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.

 

[BoomerD]

I prefer Patton Psalm 23:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest son-of-a-bitch in the valley.

 

[Squisher]

The j/k at the end always gets me.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Leviticus 25:44 "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."

So that means Mexican or Canadian slaves for me. Mexican people have proven to be hard workers, but I live in a cold climate (WI) so I think I will go with Canadians for my male slaves. They can cut my grass and shovel snow in the winter. Obviously I'll go Mexican for my female slaves... I'll have other uses for them. Thanks God!

 

[HAL9000]

ha, you started the f'in thread. deal with it

That makes you a crazy christian homophobe though

Neckbeard, you're a piece of work.

You've become a true 1st class troll.

Your life must be quite the (fill in the blank).

Move on.

 

[ch33zw1z]

That makes you a crazy christian homophobe though

How so? I didn't post the passage. Hell, I'm not even what you would call a "christian". Homophobe? Not really, I just wear a mask so I don't catch teh_ghey.

 

[HAL9000]

How so? I didn't post the passage. Hell, I'm not even what you would call a "christian". Homophobe? Not really, I just wear a mask so I don't catch teh_ghey.

Sorry got you and Playpus confused

 

[ch33zw1z]

Sorry got you and Playpus confused

Happens all the time.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron - Judges 1:19

 

[PlasmaBomb]

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. Judges 1:19

Lord + Judah < iron chariots.

So to extend the logic...

ATOT user + automobile > God.

:excellent:

 

[olds]

The baseball one.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Sorry got you and Playpus confused

Did you just call Platypus a homophobe? because that's funny

 

[Nemesis 1]

Nemesis 1: 9:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNpP37gnE8&feature=related

 

[Angry Irishman]

The one that calls you out as a troll and directs you to STFU and stop posting and contributing to trolling posts.

Amen.

 

[Drako]

Proverbs 13:4

Pretty much applies to Hal, the lazy.

 

[gaidensensei]

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

 

[Nemesis 1]

Nemesis 1 9:66 Becare full of the stones you turn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUfQ-nH2uM

 

[Locut0s]

Not religious. Here's a few choice ones:

Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

Judges 3:19-25
And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

Exodus 21:7-11
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.

Exodus 31:12-15
The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.'

 

[Jeff7]

So to extend the logic...

ATOT user + automobile > God.

:excellent:

What about someone who has titanium components in them, perhaps such as a titanium hip or knee or something?

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had skeletons of titanium.
Cyborgs 5:42

 

[brblx]

found some interesting passages here

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Orlando-Ferguson-flat-earth-map_edit.jpg

 

[sdifox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZJh1L3KtFM&feature=related