They are such incompetent idiots, we just cake-walked our way through Afghanistan and Iraq.
Oh, wait....
We did cake walk through the fucking them up part which is what a military is built for. Actually, we did that outstandingly well, it was the rest of the political bullshit they tasked out .mil with that we didn't do so well. I am sure you would agree that those two shitholes didn't actually give the true might of our .mil a run for their money.