Federal judge strikes down Texas ban on gay marriage

[smackababy]

It's mind-boggling. Honestly, I do think it's too early for Texas to lift bans on things like gay marriage. They should work on lifting their ban on public libraries, first. All that evil learnin!

I think Texas should lift the ban. That way, we can use it to shame every other state into legalizing it. "Hey, Texas allowed gay marriage before you. Do you still allow slavery? Fuck, you're behind the times <other state>!"

 

[K1052]

Breaking news: America's marriage policy to be determined by Texashiker's browser history.

I would not care for the pink sock to become a mandatory wedding event.

 

[Sea Ray]

The health risks of male gay sex are definitely higher than those of heterosexual sex but the risks of lesbian sex is by far the lowest so I don't know where it gets us to talk about the health dangers of being gay.

 

[Daverino]

Must be on a LLLOOONNNGGG vacation

Hopefully not in the burn ward because, well. . . you know. . .

Just sayin' that would take a long time to heal.

 

[nageov3t]

The health risks of male gay sex are definitely higher than those of heterosexual sex but the risks of lesbian sex is by far the lowest so I don't know where it gets us to talk about the health dangers of being gay.

I hear they have sex with scissors, I don't know how that's not dangerous.

either way it seems silly to police people based on their sexual behavior unless you want to put cameras in everyone's bedroom to distinguish the gay men who only engage in oral sex from the straight couple who's super into fisting and S&M.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

How often, OP, would you say gay sex crosses your mind, in a day. In the hole.

FTFY :whiste:

 

[alzan]

Oh come on....we all know the "raw milk" the OP is really wanting.

Dude, you owe me a new monitor

 

[Texashiker]

So, two women can get married because you think lesbian sex is hot, but two gay men can't because you find anal sex to be icky?

Aint no ichy about it, gay male sex is nasty and unsanitary.

Can we just ban this troll already?

I am a troll for saying a like tacos?

Tacos for everyone.

 

[sportage]

Texas. TEXAS...?
I see two men.
Two cowboys.
They are herding sheep.
It's a cold blistery night.
The sheep are sleeping.
One cowboy is sleeping.
But the other cowboy?
He's reads the ruling off his cell phone.
He has the CNN app for breaking news.
(queue romantic music)
Blame the sheep.

 

[werepossum]

I thought people grew out of this by their early 20s.

Hah! Never!

Were I a Frenchman, I would sue in this case on grounds that I am being discriminated against because of my frenchiness!

LOL That's one form of discrimination I'd approve. BO-based discrimination FTW.

I hear they have sex with scissors, I don't know how that's not dangerous.

either way it seems silly to police people based on their sexual behavior unless you want to put cameras in everyone's bedroom to distinguish the gay men who only engage in oral sex from the straight couple who's super into fisting and S&M.

LOL Yeah, it's dangerous, but it's totally worth it.

Everybody has something which is a high risk factor, even if it's only couch potato-ness or high blood pressure from worrying that gay marriage might pass. And personally I'm not worried about the openly gay guys, but the closeted gay guys who have lots of anonymous sex but then occasionally bang girls so people won't think they are gay. Those are the people with the potential to rain on my parade. If I wasn't married anyway. And, you know, old and fat and ugly. Come to think of it, the closeted gay guys aren't much of a threat to me either.

I'll be glad when this is all behind us (so to speak) and we can return to important things like banning texting while driving. Those are the people who are really a threat to me.

 

[zinfamous]

OP thinks of nothing buy gay male sex all day, every day.

 

[MrPickins]

Aint no ichy about it, gay male sex is nasty and unsanitary.

But anal sex between a man and a woman is beautiful and hygienic, right?

 

[Stewox]

What if we rather ban estrogen mimickers ?

 

[Thebobo]

Aint no ichy about it, gay male sex is nasty and unsanitary.

If you say so.

 

[ElFenix]

I'm all for shit stacks dude. Anyways divorces cost a lot more than poa attorney and we wouldn't be having these debates right now so we could concentrate on more important issues as a nation.

divorces only cost a bunch because people want to hold onto their own property and/or claim their partner's property. they don't have to cost a lot; there are plenty of cheap agreed divorces out there.

the recent rise in popularity of ending marriage as a social institution just smacks of taking your ball and leaving.

Breaking news: America's marriage policy to be determined by Texashiker's browser history.

 

[Victorian Gray]

Aint no ichy about it, gay male sex is nasty and unsanitary.

Sounds like you've been going about it in the wrong way then.

 

[TheSiege]

I just read that 100% of SIDS cases involve infants, we need to ban infants.

 

[1prophet]

Tobacco causes cancer - no ban on it's use.

It's limited (because others don't want smoke in their face), but not banned.

And, no one has gay sex in front of other people (like you would/could smoke a cigar),... so what is the issue?

Use bing and put in "up your alley folsom street parade" plenty of public gay sex with some hetero thrown in, but they might have cracked down on it due to photos on the internet the last few years.

http://www.ebar.com/news/article.php?sec=news&article=3886

 

[brycejones]

Use bing and put in "up your alley folsom street parade" plenty of public gay sex with some hetero thrown in, but they might have cracked down on it due to photos on the internet the last few years.

http://www.ebar.com/news/article.php?sec=news&article=3886

Why are you searching for pics of the OP?

 

[HomerJS]

Aint no ichy about it, gay male sex is nasty and unsanitary.




I am a troll for saying a like tacos?

Tacos for everyone.

No different then the stuff you can do with your wife/so, but I wouldn't move to ban it. Just different actors.

 

[OutHouse]

men who have sex with men are 17 times more likely to develop anal cancer than heterosexual men.

what does that have to do with marriage?

to me it sounds like you want the government to make a law criminalizing homosexuality.

 

[brycejones]

what does that have to do with marriage?

to me it sounds like you want the government to make a law criminalizing homosexuality.

TH has been moved by the shining example of liberty that is Uganda.

 

[Sonikku]

InB4 Texans marry their toasters.

 

[sportage]

Humor too easy here.
New meaning for the term ride em cowboy.
John Wayne must be turning over in his grave, John... are u flirting with me?
Finally, some relief for the cows.
yippie kay yay

 

[Subyman]

I'm reading this thread as my cat is trying to get some from a blanket. I guess we should ban cats and blankets too, the cat's being immoral! God didn't put cats on this earth to boogy down with blankets!