Wow. The helmet pic was the best.
And yeah, an aunt of mine is a terrible driver. She's really fvcking jumpy, so anything scares the hell out of her. She doesn't even like driving anything bigger than her camry because it scares her. If a car changes into her lane infront of her, she gets nervous and screams. And she always floors it when accelerating and waits until the last second to brake. Even if she's a passenger she's all jumpy. But then again, she's always kinda jumpy, even when she's nowhere near a car.
My mom hit a fence the first time she drove, but she also didn't know what she was doing (she was in a car w/o power steering and it had a manual transmission... was 30 years ago). I still bug her about it though.
For me, as a guy, I drive faster than I should. Although after I got my speeding ticket at the beginning of this year I've slowed down a bit (and learned another route to work), but I still speed.